MrScorpio
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Sat May-21-11 08:17 AM
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What Camping's Followers Should Say After NOT Being Raptured Tonight: |
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I could not, would not, Rapture on a boat.
I could not, would not, Rapture with a goat.
I did not Rapture in the rain.
I did not Rapture on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I did not Rapture in a box.
I did not Rapture with a fox.
I did not Rapture in a house.
I did not Rapture with a mouse.
I did not Rapture here or there.
I did not Rapture ANYWHERE!
I did not Rapture, Sir or Ma'am...
I did not Rapture, Sam-I-am.
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Sat May-21-11 08:20 AM
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Thanks for chuckle this morning. It's much better than "Oops, my bad."
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Sat May-21-11 08:25 AM
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Sat May-21-11 08:39 AM
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3. what will be his excuse this time? |
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they did a whole thing on the local news about all the times people claimed the rapture was coming up to and including camp's 1994 claim. apparently after that last one he claimed a mathematical error. they were joking that they guessed that they would still be here tomorrow.
it's no wonder no one takes these idiots seriously.
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Sat May-21-11 08:48 AM
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4. He can claim senility this time... |
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and it would be totally believable.
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Sat May-21-11 12:01 PM
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Sat May-21-11 12:04 PM
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6. OMG you are the one Sam-I-am |
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