OK---I'm not dead.

[trumad]

I just wanted to see if there was a huge outpouring of grief to my announcement.

The thread sank like the Titanic.

[blueamy66]

1. are you sure?

you may be

[LaurenG]

2. none of us are - now what?

I suppose you should take your happy a$$ outside and mow the lawn then...or something.

[trumad]

5. Funny--- I just mowed the grass.

[onethatcares]

12. you could have mowed mine,

I'd have paid you $5.00 american because I got so dusty cutting it, I'm not gonna cut it again til September 10, 2011.

[XanaDUer]

3. Just wait until the floods, locusts, and earthquakes start

don't be so impatient.

[HopeHoops]

4. Last I checked, neither was I. I'll have to wait until my wife gets home to confirm that.

That is assuming that SHE isn't dead.

[lunatica]

6. Aren't you glad you won't be spending eternity with Fundies?

[Armstead]

7. Newsflash

General Franco is still dead.

(with apologies to Chevy Chase)

[hfojvt]

8. Damn!!

This day just keeps getting worse :argh:

And I haven't even had breakfast yet!

I will hate to be raptured on an empty stomach.

[WillParkinson]

9. Was I in your will?

If so I'm sure we can work something out. :)

[razorman]

10. What if the rapture actually occured this morning, and this is heaven?

If so, I'm very disappointed.

[MineralMan]

11. Snake Plissken? I heard you died.

That is all.