tularetom
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Sat May-21-11 10:34 AM
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Let's toss a couple virgins in a volcano to see if we can stop this thing |
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Isn't that how they used to appease god back in the day?
How about rush limbaugh for starters?
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HopeHoops
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Sat May-21-11 10:37 AM
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1. Damn. You'd need a fucking CRANE to accomplish THAT one. |
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As for the virgins, I don't think that's appropriate. Blow-hard idiots like Limbaugh are fine if you can find a way to do it.
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Sat May-21-11 10:48 AM
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4. Just asked my mom, a fan of his. He weighs 230 lbs. |
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Sat May-21-11 11:21 AM
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7. Um, right. I'm sure she heard him say that on the radio - just as reliable as ALL of his *facts*. |
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Sat May-21-11 11:24 AM
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8. It was on his medical records someone released when he had his drug problem. |
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She has a picture of herself with him at some event a year ago. I would say 230 is about right.
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Sat May-21-11 11:29 AM
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9. That's just the weight of the ass on his shoulders. |
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Sat May-21-11 10:37 AM
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besides, he would just get stuck in the volcano like a big festering blackhead on the face of planet earth. eewwww
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Sat May-21-11 10:38 AM
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3. You don't think he's a virgin? |
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How the fuck is he going to FIND his dinky? Besides, he's so strung out on drugs he probably couldn't get a boner anyway.
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Sat May-21-11 11:32 AM
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10. No, but he might just be enough to plug the volcano |
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Sat May-21-11 10:50 AM
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5. I don't know...it might piss god off if we tossed him Limpballs. n/t |
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Sat May-21-11 11:02 AM
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6. Yeah...the volcano would spit him back in righteous fury.. |
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(Yuck! Ptooey!) I kinda like the image.
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Sat May-21-11 12:09 PM
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11. Does one have to be named Joe? |
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And does the other have to look like Meg Ryan?
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tularetom
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Sat May-21-11 01:53 PM
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12. I forgot about that movie |
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It was one of those "so stupid it's funny" things you have to laugh at.
Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Lloyd Bridges, right?
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Sat May-21-11 03:45 PM
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14. Right! But don't forget Abe Vigoda ("Fish" from "Barney Miller")! |
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Sat May-21-11 02:05 PM
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13. Virgins are so hard to ship, though. |
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We'd be better off with used cars, recliners and habachis.
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Sat May-21-11 03:45 PM
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15. They often go bad if shipped; it's the seamen. (NT) |
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