I had to work today. How did the end of the world go?

[Bluzmann57]

Sorry I missed it. But when a guy has to work, he has to work and he may miss out on things.
I will say this, the drive home looked fairly normal and the neighborhood looks the same. Guess maybe it didn't happen here.

[Faygo Kid]

1. Herman Cain announced for president, and Shackleford won the Preakness.

In other words, nothing of substance happened today.

Nice weather here in the DC area, though.

[Jackpine Radical]

2. I dunno--this board is pretty empty.

I never suspected we had that many Far-Righteous Christians here.

[NYC_SKP]

5. We'll probably have to adjust the number from 171,263 user registrations to something...

...closer to 171,263 user registrations to account for those who've been "taken".

:P

[Wise Child]

3. I was raptured up today,

Then an angel of the Lord told me that I was one of the chosen 144,000, and sent back down to warn everyone about the Tribulation (Apocalypse) to come. Or I blacked out while starring at the Sun, and had a strange dream, either way it was uneventful.

[ThomWV]

4. I dunno, I've been out mowing all day. If Jehovah came a callin' nobody was home.

[provis99]

6. If you have received this message,

the respondent has been raptured. Have fun in hell, losers!