George W. Bush frightened by foul tip

[Recursion]

http://wonkette.com/446409/george-w-bush-frightened-by-baseball#more-446409

[HopeHoops]

1. The batter was quoted as saying, "damn - I almost got the bastard."

As usual, the chimp looks shitfaced.

[Ichingcarpenter]

5. Shoe!!

[Octafish]

2. Bush did NOTHING to protect the women folk.

While he ducked for cover, Pickles and Mrs. Nolan Ryan had to fend for themselves. Par for his course.

[pipi_k]

14. That's what I heard someone say last night on TV....

hadn't occurred to me, but when I saw the video it sure did look like he was cowering for his own safety.

Oh, and the commentator also pointed out that while he did nothing to protect his wife, he also didn't even try to catch the foul ball like just about any normal red-blooded American man (or boy) would try to do.

What a hero.

Afraid of horses and baseballs. Oh, and shoes.

[CBGLuthier]

3. Oddly enough, that is the exact reason

Laura Bush will not sleep with him any more.

[blm]

12. heheh

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[leveymg]

4. He exists in a strange sort of prison.

The man is obviously trapped by his own dementia and incapacitation. It must suck to be Dubya.

[Drale]

6. Pierzynski is an ass, Bush is an ass

I bet the two of them would get along swimmingly.

EDIT: They also also hit Nolan Ryan with a foul last night, sitting in the same seats.

[Recursion]

7. Ha. Obama's a White Sox fan, right? (nt)

[Drale]

16. Yeah unfortunately

but can't blame him, your born a specific fan.

[Recursion]

18. How's that goat curse going for you guys?

Though I'm an Os fan, so I look at MLB as an exercise in suffering.

[ThomWV]

8. The very same cowardly bastard who was AWOL from his duty to serve

Cowardly bastard - that's the best that can be said about him.

[Jello Biafra]

9. Was he afraid that he was going to be touched by a black person? n/t

[pipi_k]

10. ????

You mean like Colin Powell or Condi Rice?

Or President and Mrs Obama, whose hands I believe he shook when he left the WH for the last time?

I don't like W any more than anyone else does. In fact, he disgusts me. But I'm not sure it's sporting to suggest that he's afraid a black person will touch him.

[Botany]

11. the man is a wimp

[blm]

13. The TRUTH about why he dodged TANG duty...couldn't overcome his fear of landing planes.

And he has a fear of horses, too. Yet he loves to wear the ACT of being a fighter pilot and the ACT of being a cowboy. And the STUPIDERATI media helped further the act.

[azul]

15. Someone tips off the media that Junior authorized torture tip?

All lawbreakers, no matter how powerful, should fear the power of the press.

The power of the press has failed us, and the nation's honor is befouled by this illegal failure posing as a president getting a free pass from a decidedly corrupt media.

[mmonk]

17. Too bad that is all he needs to be frightened of.