There's Palin out standing in her field --of CAPTIONS

[underpants]

[alsame]

1. "From this side of the country I can see Europe!" nt

[Rex]

2. She is looking down at the actual road Paul Revere rode on!

You know, the one he used to WARN the British (while shooting a gun in the air and clanging on bells and whistles) not to fuck with our 2nd Amendment!!! True story!

Sorry, no caption just comment.

[tinymontgomery]

35. Can I steal your line

looking down the road LOL

[ChoppinBroccoli]

3. "Wow! The Rocky Mountains! Amazing! Awe-Inspiring!"

"Makes me proud to live in a country with such a diverse landscape! How many oil rigs do you think would fit on that stretch of land down there, anyway?"

[rurallib]

5. "My friends can blow the tops off those mountains....."

[XOKCowboy]

16. Remember the scene in The Great Outdoors...

where John Candy and Dan Akroyd look out over the lake and the mountains and each describe what they see? Candy see's peace, tranquility, the beauty of nature. Akroyd sees unlimited timber and mining potential, condominiums, commercial real estate, etc.

Like you I think she's more the Akroyd type.

[hankthecrank]

29. he also said something about burying medical waste

I liked the talking raccoons in movie

[ChoppinBroccoli]

30. Also, From "Dumb And Dumber" (A Movie That Always Makes Me Think Of Sarah Failin)

"That John Denver's full of shit, man."

[underpants]

23. +

very funny

[Scuba]

4. "Look at that good liberty and god-fearin' freedom! There's bells ringing in my head."

[underpants]

10. +

:rofl:

[Botany]

6. And after the war Paul Revere got married and his wife ...

.... was called Mrs. Paul and they made their fortune making fish sticks.



After that they founded St. Paul, MN and their child went on to become
Pope Paul.

[tabatha]

8. awesome.

Caption that captures her. LOL.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

12. Funny!

:fistbump:

[underpants]

14. Mrs. Paul Mrs. Paul don't you do me like Sarah Lee

she's a no good woman
she ran off with Chef Boyardee

:rofl:

[Contrary1]

18. A little known fact is that Paul and Mrs. Paul took a boat back to England.

There, they had a designer covered wagon built, in which they toured the country educating the poor Brits all about the new freedoms invented in the US of A.

Now, Paul was known to be a bit randy, and kept twittering pics of his covered Weiner to Mrs. Paul, who finally gave in to his carnal lust.

Unfortunately, Planned Parenthood was closed that day, due to cuts in funding, so it was no surprise that Mrs. Paul soon after found herself with child(s).

Now, life on the bus wagon was rough with twin sons, (both of which were named Paul) but the Pauls managed alright for a while. The Paul Action Committee was more than willing to foot the bill.

But, eventually; life became too complicated with two props children, so Paul and Mrs Paul left one Paul behind in England and returned to the states with the other Paul.

You are correct, that the one son went on to become Pope Paul...but were you aware that the Paul dumped off in England was musically gifted? Personally, I believe it was due to all the bells blowing and whistle ringing he heard as a toddler.

He was eventually adopted by a Mr. and Mrs. McCartney.

[Botany]

21. Almost correct except for the fact Mrs. Paul's second son

.... and future Beatle was fathered by the Gorton's Fisherman with whom she had
an affair w/ in a cod processing house in Gloucester, Massachusetts they also had a
daughter named Martha who later started a vineyard on an island off the Atlantic coast
off Massachusetts w/ Joe Kennedy Sr.

[underpants]

22. Brilliant

:bounce:

[tishaLA]

36. OMG you're like Paul Harvey

(another one of their illegitimate children)

Now I know....the REST of the story.

[dixiegrrrrl]

28. And Pope Paul had a son named Ron Paul

who was sent by God to save the economy.

[pinboy3niner]

7. "Katie Couric WISHES she had a backyard as nice as mine, you betcha!1!!"

[tabatha]

9. Where's the moose?

[L0oniX]

11. Nice golf course.

[RagAss]

13. "Hey Todd, why are the people that live here mostly pro-Union Liberals?"

[Journeyman]

15. She's looking into the Slaughter Pen and the Valley of Death at Gettysburg. . .

in the middle is the Devil's Den.

I'm sorry, but as Mr Lincoln explained better than a century ago, there's nothing this vapid woman could say that would add or detract from that ground.

[onehandle]

17. Thinking the singular thought that defines her, 'What's my next grift going to be?' nt

[man4allcats]

19. Nothing witty here - just an observation:

This woman is pathetic.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

20. "This is where George Washington led the Charge of the Light Brigade against the Japanese."

[Cass]

32. LOL

:spray:

[underpants]

24. I understand why no one lives here - there are no mirrors

[underpants]

25. *chiCHIK* okay I'm ready..... release Greta

[demwing]

26. You son of a bitch!

You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You-only-moved-the-headstones! Why? *Why*?

[demwing]

38. She's here!

[chowder66]

27. The earth is flat. I just uh.. know it and stuff and so on too!

[Cyrano]

31. (singing) "This land is my land." Screw everyone else.

[ohnoyoudidnt]

33. "What a waste. All this beautiful land and no oil wells" nt

[rustydog]

34. "...And as I gaze over the Little Bighorn Battlefield in Northern Utah

Ya know I just gotta say, Kocheeze was pretty smart to trick General Custer into giving up his guns and freedoms in the hope of not, ya know, being wiped out uh, by the hordes of native american indian men and women who fought for this country too!"

[wickerwoman]

37. "See Piper... this is where the General Lee drove back the Union Army

and where Bo and Luke planned to found the first Walmart. And when Uncle Sam said they couldn't, they went a whoopin' and a hollerin' off to fight the unions in West Virginia and Wisconsin."

[HopeHoops]

39. "What a waste of great parking lot space. Why isn't there a WalMart here?"