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Wed Jan-05-11 09:28 PM
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George Carlin would have LOVED this... hell, he probably INSPIRED this!!! |
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Wed Jan-05-11 09:36 PM
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1. Madame Von Schtupp: "Is it true what they say about the way you people are 'gifted?" : "Zzzzzzzip! |
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Oh it's Twue.... it's twue.... it's twue!"
--Blazing Saddles
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Thu Jan-06-11 01:20 AM
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19. Next Line that got cut out at the last minute. |
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"Lilli, why are you sucking my arm?"
True story.
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MiddleFingerMom
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Thu Jan-06-11 02:02 AM
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20. I have always "remembered" hearing (in the dark) from the very first time I saw it: Madame... |
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. . . . . . ...you are caressing my elbow. . . . . . . . But nary a mention of it in subsequent viewings -- and no one else seems to remember that line. . . . . .
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Wed Jan-05-11 09:36 PM
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if everything was decided that way every president would probably be black, because I'm pretty sure most people believe the old saying that black guys are bigger.
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Wed Jan-05-11 09:48 PM
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3. Every President would probably be a porn star. |
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I really don't think we would be any worse off if we did it that way.
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Wed Jan-05-11 10:57 PM
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7. I can see it now... President Ron Jeremy... and the band would play... |
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. . . . . . . . . . ..."Hail to the Beef"... and there'd be, what... . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...maybe 14,000 First Ladies? . . . . .
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Wed Jan-05-11 10:00 PM
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4. Our President is big on the stimulus package |
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and there's a reason why the GOP want it to go away
LOL!
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MiddleFingerMom
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Wed Jan-05-11 10:31 PM
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5. Heh-heh. She said "stimulus". She said "package". Heh-heh. She said "stimulus package". n/t |
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Wed Jan-05-11 11:22 PM
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11. The GOP couldn't swallow Obama's package because it was too big. |
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Wed Jan-05-11 10:50 PM
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6. LBJ would have wiped the floor with Brezhnev . |
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Wed Jan-05-11 11:35 PM
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13. Was that LadyBird's pet name for it? n/t |
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Thu Jan-06-11 05:12 PM
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21. I heard her pet name for it was "Oswald." |
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Wed Jan-05-11 11:00 PM
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8. It would make choosing presidents easier also. |
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All you need is a ruler, not a podium with speeches. What does the winning country get as spoils?
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Thu Jan-06-11 05:24 PM
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24. This is a democracy. We don't have rulers. (nt) |
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Wed Jan-05-11 11:04 PM
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9. except that it's the smaller dick that wins |
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or at least, it's the one with the smaller dick that usually starts the war....
i think they resort to violence to compensate for their "shortcomings". they feel they have to impress the opposite sex somehow, and if it ain't with their package...
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Thu Jan-06-11 12:25 AM
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16. I don't buy into that extreme behavior when it would be SO much easier... |
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. . . . . . ...to just (ahem), you know... um... tool around in the Presidential Corvette. . . .
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Thu Jan-06-11 12:41 AM
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17. the secret service doesn't allow that :) |
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Wed Jan-05-11 11:11 PM
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10. Milton Berle would have made a GREAT president |
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Wed Jan-05-11 11:29 PM
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That's what I've always said, just whip it out and get it over with.
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Wed Jan-05-11 11:36 PM
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14. He was prophetic in his thesis about the dumbing down of America. |
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It came to pass. It is the greatest tragedy of this "democratic" experiment.
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Wed Jan-05-11 11:42 PM
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15. I think he was the Jon Stewart of his day with a pithy, pissy vision of core truths. n/t |
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Thu Jan-06-11 01:09 AM
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18. It reminds me of the Chinpokomon South Park episode. |
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Thu Jan-06-11 05:16 PM
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22. many people already vote for the biggest dicks, this couldn't help any |
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Thu Jan-06-11 05:18 PM
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23. They better hope Carlin had nothing to do with it. |
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George was a lot of things, and being vindictive against anyone using his humor was one of them.
George sued anyone using his material, and was very succesful at doing it.
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Thu Jan-06-11 05:31 PM
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25. "What?! They have bigger dicks? BOMB THEM!!!" |
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