Listen my children and you shall hear Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere

[Maine-ah]

Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere
Sarah says he was frantic to warn the British
Next thing you know she will say he spoke Yiddish.

One if by land, two if by sea
I think she's been sipping way too much tea.
Must have been absent from each history class
Her adoring minions still give her a pass.

She claims he was ridin' and ringin' his bells
She willl say anything so long as it sells.
Hop on that bus and screech your hot air
Your vacation is paid for, you haven't a care.

If ignorance is bliss, Sarah must be ecstatic.
So on my next point I am firm and emphatic.
There is much to be feared from Arizona's new resident
I will head back to England if she's ever president.

Afraid for my country, I'm turning to Heaven
I can see Sarah and her AK-47.
Embarrassed for America which she is down dumbing
The Palins are coming! The Palins are coming!


- wish I could claim it, but...it's a FB post.

[Raschel]

1. As Bill Maher said, she shouldn't be on a vacation, she should be in summer school.

[pinboy3niner]

2. As Dick Cavett said, "She doesn't seem to have a first language."

[Raschel]

4. She's so stupid she thinks the gold rush is something you get when you try on jewelry.

[Snoutport]

3. +1