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Thu Jan-06-11 10:16 AM
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| Pelosi passes gavel, accidently touches Boehner, Boehner emits body fluid. |
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Edited on Thu Jan-06-11 11:15 AM by WingDinger
Pelosi recoils, thought he should be wearing protection, Boehner threatens to tear her a new one. Pelosi discovers this isn't the first time. Boehner claims it was consensual. Says it came from Manning up! Pelosi seeks protection from real tear jerker. Government tries to determine whether he is fit to stand legal proceedings. Boehners defense is his Wiki Leaks. McCain says he should be assinated, or at least under HOUSE arrest. Wife asks, Orange you done yet? Boehner insists the people erected him. And damn the torpedo, he is going to wee the people.
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| CTyankee
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Thu Jan-06-11 10:19 AM
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| 1. WingDinger, you have a truly unique way of looking at things.... |
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your posts are from the land of the passing strange...um :eyes:
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| a kennedy
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Thu Jan-06-11 10:22 AM
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| 2. did anyone else notice that boner looked exactly like the |
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color of the leather chair he was standing in front of in the house chamber??? or was it just me??? :rofl:
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| WingDinger
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Thu Jan-06-11 10:25 AM
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| 3. And always smells like burning leather? |
| JustABozoOnThisBus
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Thu Jan-06-11 02:28 PM
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| 10. Boehner? I think he smells like burning sulphur. |
| cmd
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Thu Jan-06-11 10:26 AM
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I had to soak my foot in betadyne everyday for a week. At the end of the week my foot looked like it belonged to Boehner. Maybe that's his secret.
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| WingDinger
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Thu Jan-06-11 10:28 AM
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| 5. I think his title should be tear jerk. |
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Thu Jan-06-11 10:55 AM
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| 6. Body fluid? Like slime from a slug? Ewwww! |
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Thu Jan-06-11 11:02 AM
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| 7. "Be careful of what you wish for...." comes to mind.....he is sweating bullets knowing there ain't |
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no way in hell he gonna pass this 2 year test as a MAN
His first act was to chose the biggest gavel the House had to offer...
Nancy struggled to lift the damn thing...
He is all bluff and FLUFF... a wimp indeed....even cries alot
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Thu Jan-06-11 11:08 AM
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But all joking aside he looked truly ludicrous "trying" to hold back the tears. His mouth truly moved in strange ways.
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Thu Jan-06-11 11:24 AM
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| 9. Just wait till we have to watch them with their daily constitutional! |
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Edited on Thu Jan-06-11 11:24 AM by WingDinger
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| JustABozoOnThisBus
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Thu Jan-06-11 02:34 PM
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| 11. Boehner knows all about that Nancy Pilosi |
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Pelosi is enmeshed in communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Weep softly, and carry a big gavel.
:hi:
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