NEWT: TOPLESS SUNBATHING IN GREECE!

[tishaLA]

Shameful sinner, showing off his breasts like that.

[Wickerman]

1. My eyes, my eyes!

:arrgh:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. Damn it! You beat me by a second.

:evilgrin:

[Wickerman]

8. lol

and I even misspelled :argh: to make sure I got it in!

:hi:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

22. I think we can share this. Here you go

I borrowed it from another thread.

[LynneSin]

2. You need to put a damn puke alert on your thread subject line

ugh!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

3. AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH!!!! My eyes MY EYES!!!! nt

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

11. Just Keep Him Wet...

and roll him gently back into the water. Stay with him until he can swim on his own. I'm not a marine biologist but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night! :)

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

14. LOL! .....It's kinda hard to dislike him now because he reminds me of a manatee. Nah,

he still still sucks ass.

[awoke_in_2003]

43. oh, the huge manatee...

[Blue Owl]

4. way to put the "ew" in "Newt"

:puke:

[n2doc]

6. Beached White Whale n/t

[no_hypocrisy]

7. That's NOT hot . . . .

[City Lights]

9. Kegger!

:rofl:

[damntexdem]

10. No, not topless: he has a head -- albeit empty.

But with Newt, it's not sunbathing -- I'd call it scumbathing.

;-)

[Uncle Joe]

12. Damn it! I thought your title read NEW TOPLESS SUNBATHING IN GREECE,

now I have to cut my eyes out with a spoon.

Thanks for the thread, tisha.:spank:

[chrisa]

38. Same

:banghead:

[Zywiec]

13. 'Cause everyone on DU is hot, we can make fun of Newt. n/t

[CatWoman]

16. I see you keep making this point

are you close to him physically?

[Zywiec]

18. Not at all. I just think this has been posted at least three times already today

and I'm sure there will be many more clever DUers posting the exact same picture in a thread.

All I'm saying is look in the mirror before you joke about what someone looks like physically.

[HughBeaumont]

25. I have.

So yes, Newt is an out-o-shape pile of crap on top of being a non-caring Republican.

[Uncle Joe]

17. No we can make fun of Newt because he's an asswipe. n/t

[JDPriestly]

28. I thought Weiner's shorts were much more pleasing to the eye.

Oh, dear! I feel sorry for Calista. No woman deserves Newt Gingrich. No wonder she has to console herself in expensive jewelry stores.

[WatsonT]

49. I do imagine people would have a different opinion if that were Michael Moore instead

[eShirl]

15. shorts are 1, maybe 2 sizes to small

but at least it's not a speedo

[Initech]

19. Why... Why did I click on this thread while eating??

:puke:

[abbeyco]

20. It's the Sta-puff Marshmallow Man - complete with white hair! nt

[gkhouston]

21. This thread is useless with pictures. n/t

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

23. .

:spray:

[madinmaryland]

32. +1 brazilian!!

[benld74]

24. AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! hte burns hte burns,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[lunatica]

26. Oh Barf!

[JDPriestly]

27. Now that beer belly is what I would call obscene. Oh, dear.

Newt needs to do a little belt-tightening.

Looks like he would benefit from a little austerity program himself.

[Sanity Claws]

29. How do you put swim trunks on a beached whale?

That whale is awfully white. Maybe it's a Beluga.

[latinaliberal]

30. EWWWWWWW....

the ugliness from the inside is showing. Dude, please put a shirt on.

[Nye Bevan]

31. OK say what you like about Weiner, but he's in better shape than Newt.

Imagine a Gingrich "ridiculous bulge" pic. Or on second thoughts, don't.

[bikebloke]

33. Rare Elephant Walrus Beached in Greece

[backscatter712]

34. GAAAAAAHHHH!!! I'M BLIND!!! n/t

[KurtNYC]

35. That picture was sent to a lot of people who didn't want to see it

and he is "oiled up" dontchaknow.

[Erose999]

36. the White Whale churning himself into furious speed, almost in an instant as it were, rushing among

the boats with open jaws, and a lashing tail, offered appalling battle on every side.

[anAustralianobserver]

37. Lorelei!

[Motown_Johnny]

39. Harpoon Alert!

[Missy Vixen]

40. There he is, girls!

You could be the FOURTH Mrs. Gingrich! After all, Callista's gettin' a few miles on her, now, isn't she?

I don't give a shit what this waste of human skin looks like. His ideas repulse me on a soul-deep level. I hope he enjoys his little sojourn in Greece. After all, he would be heckled unmercifully on an American beach, wouldn't he?

:woohoo:

[Generic Other]

41. I hope he didn't TWEET that to you!!

Yuck!

[DCBob]

42. No wonder Greece is in such turmoil.

That photo would cause anyone to riot!

[Change Happens]

44. WOW! Very Republican: Ugly Fat Old White Man....

I truly hate his ilk...BIG TIME! They all think GOd created this country just for them to live in and run!!!

The Senate is full of them still...

[Carni]

45. Ewwww! WTF?

Newt, put ALL OF THAT away! (and get a hair life while you're at it) UG!

[Texasgal]

46. GAWDAMMIT!

Post a freaking WARNING will ya!

EWWWWWWW! :rofl:

[bleever]

47. Bleached whale.

His sense of navigation appears to have failed him.

[jillan]

48. Here ladies, look at this quick - it will help erase that picture from your mind --->

Much better ;)

[kanda]

53. Thank you!

:)

[kwassa]

50. The ugliest part of Newt is the beady eyes.

the cold calculating reptilian look.

The rest is just details.

[edbermac]

51. Now THAT'S what I call pornography!

:argh:

[marmar]

52. I thought Belugas were cold-water creatures?

nt

[JI7]

54. HOT

[krispos42]

55. Dammit! I didn't see the "t" in "Newt" there!

I'll be off re-studying the bikini thread on Fark...

[ErikJ]

56. He looks anorexic next to Gov. Krispy Kreme Kristie.