BREAKING: Weiner has decided to pull out.

[originalpckelly]

:hide:

He's packin' it in.

[kirby]

1. Weiner's staying power in question n/t

[Dreamer Tatum]

2. Let's face it: it's a somber time for reflection, and a great day for dick jokes. nt

[originalpckelly]

3. Come again?

:spank:

[madinmaryland]

5. Oh you are bad..

:spank:

[originalpckelly]

8. Hey wait, I didn't think there was any spanking involved?

:rofl:

[Dreamer Tatum]

7. It's not exactly a seminal moment in American politics, but

Weiner put himself in a hard position.

[originalpckelly]

9. But one cannot deny that he was always up for a fight.

[Dreamer Tatum]

10. There is no doubt that Weiner wrestled with himself

over this decision. He can't go off half-cocked.

[formercia]

13. .....until he had a falling out with Nancy

There are some fights you can never win. Pick them wisely.

[cascadiance]

16. When's the Boehner's Boner coming down!

That's MY dick joke for today! That joke is pointed at one of the REAL dicks in congress, of which there are quite a few there now!

[kirby]

4. Weiner's political career goes limp n/t

[originalpckelly]

6. Bye, bye birdie!

:rofl:

[Sabriel]

11. You'd have to be a one-eyed snake not to see that coming. n/t

[Inchworm]

12. They called him "weiner" for short

but not for long.

:hi:

[yellowcanine]

14. "Pull out" as in coitus interruptus? Oy.

[meow mix]

15. his cocksure demeanor will be missed

:hide:

[BadgerKid]

17. He's shrinking away from Congress, you say?

:hide: