Colo. cops hunting man who hid in portable toilet at yoga festival

[Renew Deal]

Colorado cops have a Porta-Pervert on their hands.

Police in Boulder, Colo., are hunting for a Peeping Tom who hid in the basin of a portable toilet at a weekend yoga festival before being spotted and taking off "covered in feces."

A woman at the Hanuman Festival, a yoga and music festival, was using the toilet Friday when she suspected someone was hiding in the bowl under a tarp, Boulder's Daily Camera reported.

The spooked yogi told a pal, who saw the tarp move and went to grab a security guard. When the friend left the toilet, he heard it lock from the inside, the Camera reported. The guard waited outside until a lanky white man with no shoes or shirt came out, covered in poop.

The suspect made a run for it and got away, cops said.
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/06/22/2011-06-22_colo_cops_hunting_man_who_hid_in_portable_toilet_at_yoga_festival_sky_the_bum_su.html

[demmiblue]

1. I thought I heard everything...

:wtf:

[Lint Head]

2. Meanwhile in other fecal matters.

[murielm99]

3. Stephen King wrote a story about a guy who was

imprisoned in a portable toilet. His neighbor was trying to kill him, because the neighbor was a homophobe.

The story is incredibly gross. King said of it, "Sometimes I even gross myself out."

Yucky. Yucky. Yucky.

[pipi_k]

23. "Poo-Joe"? n/t

[ergot]

24. This reminds me of something my dad did about 50 years ago...

I was just a teenager but I worked with him in the oil fields every summer. One year we were drilling a well north of Lusk, WY and on the way was a 'town' with a population of one. It was called Hat Creek and the lone citizen was one Dudley Moore who ran the gas station there (the only one for about 40 miles either way)...which had for amenities, a one-hole outhouse. Dudley and my pop scrounged up some old phonograph stuff and wired a microphone to a speaker which they installed down in the outhouse 'basement'...they would wait until someone (a woman, that is) went into it, give her about half a minute and push the microphone button and say something like "Pardon me ma'am, could you move over a bit, I'm trying to paint down here".....
You can guess the rest. And yes this is a true story.
:silly:

[RKP5637]

4. Now that is a real sh**head! n/t

[FSogol]

5. Wonder what position he holds in the Boulder Republican party?

:shrug:

[seabeyond]

6. no judging. we all have our sexual quirks and he hurts no one. it is all good.... nt. lol

[eShirl]

8. Even if it was without the consent of the other participants?

[Maru Kitteh]

14. Wouldn't want to get the vapors and be a Puritan prude now, would we? lol. n/t

[seabeyond]

16. surely it is consent using a public outhouse. no swoon couch here. what is a little shit amongst

strangers.

[hifiguy]

7. This story sets the "goofball" bar

so high it's gonna take something quite extraordinary to beat it. :wtf:

Are the cops sure they WANT to catch this klown?

[Renew Deal]

9. Actually, I think that's why he got away.

Who wants to arrest that guy?

[pinboy3niner]

10. They won't catch him 'til he spends time with a "soap" bar...

...and a firehose. :)

[ergot]

25. Or just put out a BOLO for a guy covered with Beck and Limbaugh

:evilgrin:

[Uncle Joe]

19. That was my thought as well, I would wager they were less than enthusiastic to catch him. n/t

[FLPanhandle]

11. Chuck Berry lives!

Seems in line with his proclivities.

[Blue Owl]

17. or it could've been his cousin Dingle Berry

:silly:

[damntexdem]

12. He wasn't hiding -- that was the yoga position he was attempting.

The Flying Feces.

;-)

[Scottybeamer70]

13. Just.........yuck!!

[Hassin Bin Sober]

15. I wonder what his freeper handle is?

My friend, who worked summers a forest preserve in DuPage County IL. (see: heavily republican, Naperville, Wheaton, bible belt of IL. etc.), tells me this shit (pun intended) happens more than one thinks.

[crazyjoe]

18. how sick do you have to be to do something like this?

[nosmokes]

20. They should be able to sniff him out.

[formercia]

21. This takes 'Shit hits Fan' to a whole new level

Some people will do anything to get in for free..

[nichomachus]

22. You'd think he would be too pooped to run