brooklynite
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Fri Jun-24-11 11:14 PM
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Well, it's been an hour since the Marriage Equality Bill passed, and I'm still hetero... |
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Guess they'll have to amend it
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Fri Jun-24-11 11:17 PM
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1. AND my marriage is STILL intact! |
brooklynite
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Fri Jun-24-11 11:26 PM
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5. to be fair...my wife MAY or MAY NOT still be downstairs... |
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Sat Jun-25-11 12:03 AM
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I'm on the brink of
feeling
supergay & triple overthemoon overjoyed.
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CaliforniaPeggy
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Sat Jun-25-11 12:08 AM
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15. There is NOTHING wrong with feeling the way you are! |
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Sat Jun-25-11 12:09 AM
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ran off with another man. ;-)
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Sat Jun-25-11 12:21 AM
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18. Somehow, I doubt that, lol! |
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Good to see you tonight, my dear ohheckyeah!
;)
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Sat Jun-25-11 01:11 AM
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I couldn't resist. Good to see you to!
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Fri Jun-24-11 11:18 PM
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2. I'm Wavering, But I'm Pretty Sure I'll Be Alright Either Way... |
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Fri Jun-24-11 11:19 PM
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3. Me too - what is going on here? I thought I would feel different. |
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Oh yeah - I'm in Arizona - I'm safe :)
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Fri Jun-24-11 11:20 PM
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4. We're too busy getting drunk tonight |
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Tomorrow we're coming for you. Hide yo kids.
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Fri Jun-24-11 11:28 PM
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6. You have mail, darlin'...;) |
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Sat Jun-25-11 12:29 AM
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Fri Jun-24-11 11:29 PM
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Fri Jun-24-11 11:31 PM
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8. Teh Gay - it's OUT THERE! |
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Fri Jun-24-11 11:34 PM
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Fri Jun-24-11 11:37 PM
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12. Thanks for the warning |
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we'd better get the party goods ready
(Sorry no alcohol we really do NOT drink)
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Sat Jun-25-11 01:39 AM
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Fri Jun-24-11 11:32 PM
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9. I believe the "rainbow ripples" that will turn you don't happen until the actual weddings. |
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Sat Jun-25-11 12:20 AM
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Wasn't there a rare double rainbow over NYC last week? If I believed in omens and portents...
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Sat Jun-25-11 09:14 AM
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42. And you get bitten on the neck by a gay person. When the sun comes up |
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the next day, you're gay . :sarcasm:
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Fri Jun-24-11 11:32 PM
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10. It takes a few hours. Just wait. |
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You'll be unhappy with your marriage by tomorrow night.
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Fri Jun-24-11 11:56 PM
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13. How Is It Possible - I Still Like Women? |
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Sat Jun-25-11 09:16 AM
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43. Gee, I like women more today than I did yesterday. How can that be? nt |
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Sat Jun-25-11 12:23 AM
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I'm also still married to the same guy for 44 years.
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Sat Jun-25-11 12:31 AM
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21. That may be true, but... |
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you and your will soon be forced to watch same-sex weddings.
I know because a RWer told me so.
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Sat Jun-25-11 12:40 AM
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22. You folks are too funny...And, thanks for your support! |
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Nice to see positive comments.
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Sat Jun-25-11 12:44 AM
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23. You're not here to... |
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force us to watch same-sex weddings at gunpoint, are ya?
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Sat Jun-25-11 12:44 AM
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Sat Jun-25-11 01:12 AM
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26. I can feel myself...slipping... |
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Must resist urge to repaint house rainbow...
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Sat Jun-25-11 01:44 AM
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29. It doesn't happen until you go to sleep, oh Silly One. |
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Come back and make the same announcement in 12 hours...if you can.
:evilgrin:
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Sat Jun-25-11 01:53 AM
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30. Speak for yourself. I've gone FULL BLOWN GAY! |
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The Republicans were right. Without any societal pressure to reproduce, I've decided to "change lifestyles!" So, gay men, tell me: how soon is it until we destroy all civilization?
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Sat Jun-25-11 01:55 AM
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Sat Jun-25-11 04:53 AM
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32. In a short while there will be gangs of happily married gays |
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roaming the streets of New York and gang raping straight people. Thus turning them into flaming homosexuals.
sarcasm
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Sat Jun-25-11 05:00 AM
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34. Yeah, me too. Funny how that works. |
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Sat Jun-25-11 06:35 AM
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35. I bet all the Republicans are gonna start turning gay any minute though |
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Edited on Sat Jun-25-11 06:36 AM by peopleb4money
All the homo-erotic sex scandals seem to come from the Republicans. I think they just hate openly gay people because they're really just lashing out at the homosexuality they're trying to suppress in their selves. Its classic projection.
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Sat Jun-25-11 09:20 AM
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44. Many already are. They are deep in the closet. nt |
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Sat Jun-25-11 06:48 AM
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36. We haven't had time to turn all NYers yet... it's a big state and |
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we're busy celebrating. Give us time and you'll get checked off the list (but we have to get the NYers first, then we go nationwide).
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Sat Jun-25-11 06:52 AM
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Sat Jun-25-11 07:48 AM
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38. This morning, Mr. Tesha and I conducted a carefully controlled scientific experiment... |
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Edited on Sat Jun-25-11 07:54 AM by Tesha
...and we re-confirmed that we're still as hetero as ever; apparently the "gay rays"* from New York haven't reached New Hampshire yet.
Oh wait -- we passed Equal Marriage a couple of years ago here in the Granite State, so maybe we've just gotten used to the effects.
Maybe it's time for another, better-controlled experiment? We could always repeat it until we see some effects :evilgrin: ;).
Tesha
* Upthread, someone mentioned "rainbow ripples"; I like that and will have to start using that term!
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brooklynite
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Sat Jun-25-11 09:01 AM
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39. But, was it a double-blind experiment? And were there witnesses? |
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You might have been biased...
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Sat Jun-25-11 09:07 AM
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But as I said, we're willing to keep tuning this experiment until we get it right! Anything for science!
Witnesses? Well, do our parrots count? (I know: "Only to three! Bah-dum-bump!")
Tesha
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Sat Jun-25-11 09:08 AM
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41. Yes. So was I this morning, and I suspect every day going forward. |
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The overwhelming majority of people that identify as republicans are bottom feeders when it comes to rational thought.
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Sat Jun-25-11 09:23 AM
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45. They legalized it here in Argentina a few months ago |
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I have yet to experience homosexual urges, divorce, I was never religious but I don't feel the urge to become a Satanist or anything, and I have yet to marry a cat, dog, lion, or tree.
I don't know when these effects are supposed to kick in, but so far, nothing. My marriage has yet to be destroyed due to this gay assault. We don't even have a defense of marriage act here. What's keeping our marriage safe?
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