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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 10:43 PM Original message |
“The truth is God, God has designed our eyes to, you know, to be attracted to her breasts.” |
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provis99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 10:44 PM Response to Original message |
1. hmmm. What about big manboobs, then? Graphic... |
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JonTheGreat (80 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 10:45 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Goodbye Supper! |
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FreakinDJ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 10:58 PM Response to Reply #1 |
13. No there is a face that can launch a 1000 ships |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-13-11 12:25 AM Response to Reply #13 |
22. Not quite... |
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ZombieHorde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 11:01 PM Response to Reply #1 |
14. Not bad. nt |
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Angry Dragon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 11:14 PM Response to Reply #1 |
17. He is in the market for the Kramer Bro |
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Mojambo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-13-11 12:28 AM Response to Reply #17 |
23. It's the Manzierre! |
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QC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 11:15 PM Response to Reply #1 |
18. Mommy, why is that man offering us his teats? n/t |
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Innoma (224 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-13-11 12:56 PM Response to Reply #1 |
33. Moobs! |
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Poiuyt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-13-11 12:57 PM Response to Reply #1 |
34. They're popular in the NFL, too |
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alcibiades_mystery (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 10:45 PM Response to Original message |
2. So, I was, like, hanging out with Jesus at the concert and he was all like |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 10:46 PM Response to Original message |
4. If God designed my eyes, how come he did such a better job |
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Dept of Beer (957 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 11:13 PM Response to Reply #4 |
16. Squids are underwater angels. |
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gkhouston (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-13-11 12:30 AM Response to Reply #4 |
24. Squid boobs are a lot harder to see, hence the need for larger eyes. |
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JonTheGreat (80 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 10:46 PM Response to Original message |
5. Insane. These people make me angry. |
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ProudToBeBlueInRhody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 10:48 PM Response to Original message |
6. But she wants to ban porn...... |
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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 11:16 PM Response to Reply #6 |
19. MARRIED lady breasts. At least that's my guess. That's what God wants. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-13-11 12:38 AM Response to Reply #6 |
28. No no no. God wants you to be attracted to them, then deny that urge |
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randr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 10:49 PM Response to Original message |
7. God makes me horny |
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steelmania75 (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 10:49 PM Response to Original message |
8. Hahaha, Colbert just covered that! |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 10:50 PM Response to Original message |
9. so federal monies are going to carnival side shows? what a scam |
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Major Hogwash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 10:52 PM Response to Original message |
10. It's the other way around. Actually breasts are eye magnets & can cause a man's head to jerk around. |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 10:55 PM Response to Original message |
11. That's good. Whew! I thought I was the only one! |
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BattyDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 10:56 PM Response to Original message |
12. So ... does that mean all blind men are gay? |
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Ohio Joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-13-11 12:38 AM Response to Reply #12 |
27. No, they are the straight ones |
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BattyDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-13-11 12:50 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. LOL! |
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 11:06 PM Response to Original message |
15. That explains a lot.... |
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Gabi Hayes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 11:18 PM Original message |
can't this stuff be saved til she gets the nomination? |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-13-11 12:33 AM Response to Original message |
26. It can't be repeated then? |
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Kennah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-12-11 11:18 PM Response to Original message |
20. But we have binocular vision |
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Crunchy Frog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-13-11 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
21. My personal pet theory. |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-13-11 02:09 AM Response to Reply #21 |
30. Nah. They evolved as a safety feature to protect men when nearsighted women bump into them. |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-13-11 12:32 AM Response to Original message |
25. Actually, it's true! But, |
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FreeState (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-13-11 01:12 AM Response to Original message |
29. Think Blue Shield will cover an eye transplant for me? |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-13-11 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
32. Now, I can say "Thank God" and mean it. |
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