Obama is more conservative than his Republican opponents

[LoZoccolo]

is a shit statement

[Warren Stupidity]

1. Red Sox 9 Tampa Bay 5

[tekisui]

19. Go, Sox!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. My hovercraft is full of eels.

[SidDithers]

5. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me...

I am no longer infected.

Sid

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait until lunchtime.

[Morning Dew]

7. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

[Morning Dew]

10. And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power

just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

[Morning Dew]

18. Look,

if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquiallism to imply that my sanity is not up to scratch, or indeed to deny the semi-existence of my little chum Eric the Half-Bee, I shall have to ask you to listen to this! Take it away, Eric the orchestra leader!.......

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

20. You know,

there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle going "squawk, squawk, squawk..." And then you can go "Neurhhh! Neurhhh!" and then you can roll around on the floor going "pting pting pting."

[Morning Dew]

24. That

was an excerpt from the latest West End hit 'It all happened on the 11:20 from Hainault to Redhill via Horsham and Reigate, calling at Carshalton Beeches, Malmesbury, Tooting Bec and Croydon West'. The author is Mr. Neville Shunt.

[SidDithers]

9. Do you waaaant to come back to my place...

bouncy bouncy

:rofl: :rofl:

Sid

[tekisui]

3. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2hruzB/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo

[theaocp]

4. Good lord, you need to big hands

to do a proper YTBN cut!

[treestar]

11. Has anyone made such a stupid statement?

It is the equivalent of Republicans claiming McCain lost because he was not conservative enough.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. Don't take the bait.

The OP posts these kinds of statements just to stir the pot and get people riled up.

[TheKentuckian]

12. Cabbage rolls and coffee! Mmmmm, Mmmmm good!

[Fuddnik]

13. Don't you know you could make more money as a butcher.....

So don't you waste your time on me.

[cy18]

16. What We Need

We need to live within our means. There is no denying that.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. He's probably pinin' for the fjords.

[Zorra]

23. Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

[WillyT]

21. How Many Sheets Could A Sheet-Slitter Slit, If A Sheet-Slitter Could Slit Sheets ???

:shrug:

[Name removed]

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[Palmer Eldritch]

25. made by those with shit for brains.