Hey DUers - it's the Rethug Haiku Thread

[Hugabear]

Loud mouths empty minds
Rail against logic, rail on
Compromise is sin


Tax cuts for the rich
Welfare is a dirty word
Except for Big Oil


Money, more money
Grind the poor into the ground
Oil for the machine

[flamingdem]

1. abstract #1

Rand Paul Troll pizza
Hobbits in the shadow
Nancy Pelosi has good teeth

[murray hill farm]

4. OK

waah, waah, waah..me orange
need big, big,big ole drinky
nothing goes my way.

[flamingdem]

6. +1 burp

[valerief]

2. Here's one

Making rich people
Richer now is the foremost
Pursuit in the world.

[Fearless]

3. Here we are...

Doomsday you say may
at the end of the day be
Republicans' fault.

[Hugabear]

5. Another one...

Godfather's Pizza
Extra anchovies, so good
While Washington burns

[Urban Prairie]

7. Okay I'll try

Zero hour we still prattle

World turns light to dark

Burn notice secretly kept


Altar of Randian worship

Money the only idol not God

Shrugged Atlas, rightwing bible?


Free markets unfettered

Trickled down and supplied insides

Pantlegs damp trousers phewww!!

[animato]

10. Lke the last one very much nt

[Newest Reality]

8. Haiku 2?

Hail Corporatism
Privatize it all right now
Money is our god

We create the truth
Media is our message
Reality net

Simply believe things
Our drugs will make it look good
A Shiny thing here!

[pinboy3niner]

9. Never tried haiku before, so this probably sucks...

Palin running for
prez, tweets foreign policy
Help us, Obi-Wan

[pamela]

16. very good!

You're a natural! :)

[pinboy3niner]

18. Thankyou!

Haiku threads that dis
G-O-P are so sublime
Poetic justice?

:evilgrin:

[Electric Monk]

11. um...

It's about the oil
The war machine needs fuel
Thanks for all the fish

[saras]

12. sort of...

We have a grand plan
Destroy everything we hate


(edit: for the missing line three, see line two)

[pacalo]

13. A lot of good ones here!

I'm not experienced with Haikus, but I'm giving it a try...

"Let the poor eat cheese
Isn't that enough?
We must tend to the gluttony of the rich."

The poor, although the majority,
Don't count in Republicans' minds
They forget the poor are the cogs in the wheels.

If the poor, who dominate in numbers,
Are ignored & abused to glutton the rich,
Will the chosen few be able to enjoy their wealth?

The corporation$ give their Reps power
The flowing money feed$ their audacity
Greed, their "American" value, will be their undoing.

[Zookeeper]

14. My first try at Haiku...

The rich hoard the harvest
Jesus loved the poor
The Right pretend to believe

[pamela]

15. ...

Republican truth
"We're gonna hurt some people"
Motivates the base

[LuvNewcastle]

17. Here's my try:

Obama lies prone
Ready aim Republicans
Ship of state beneath

[Cetacea]

19. Flying pigs

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