SoCalDem
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Thu Aug-04-11 08:24 PM
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Tea Party Weight Loss Plan..Lose 15 lbs without ever restricting your diet! |
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Cut off one of your legs.. I mean really.. you HAVE two (well most people do, except for maybe some freeloading soldiers who actually think that the USA owes them something after they can no longer be "war-fighters", or for some whose lack of health care led to loss of a limb)
Judging from how they approach legislation, their health care plan could be scary as well.. A headache could treated with a guillotine.. (cure it permanently and quickly)
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Thu Aug-04-11 08:56 PM
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1. It's simpler than that |
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Dysentery works wonders as a weight loss agent! Now with no food or water inspectors it can happen to us all. Maybe we can call it "Ryan's Revenge"
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MADem
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Thu Aug-04-11 10:13 PM
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2. They could kick start their diet with a three pound easy weight loss; |
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Just remove the doggone brain--it's not like they are using it, anyway....
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Tue Apr 30th 2024, 11:36 AM
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