Sarah Palin was asked today how she felt about the S&P 500. Her response:

[Maine-ah]

"I didn't really watch it a whole lot after Richard Petty retired, and I gave up on it completely after Dale Earnhardt passed away, that race just isn't the same without them."















:rofl:

[Richard D]

1. The crazy thing is . . .

. . . I really don't know if this is a joke or not.

[Kievan Rus]

9. Poe's Law

[tammywammy]

2. Heh

That's funny.

[Marie Marie]

3. She added: You Betcha, (wink wink)

Good one!! :rofl: :rofl:

[JackRiddler]

4. I call shenanigans, you clever comic, you.

[jmowreader]

5. Cute, but not what Palin would have said

She would have said something more like, "The recent debt downgrade proves that our country is going in the wrong direction. Rather than stay with our socialist Democrat president and his liberal tax and spend policies that kill jobs and economic growth, we need to immediately slash taxes by half, cut spending by 75 percent, ensure America's energy security by opening the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to oil exploration, and privatize Medicare, Social Security, education and the Post Office, and in 2012 we need to elect a Republican president and give him a Republican Congress to work with."

[cap]

6. she wouldn't have said that at all

the grammar is too good. Where's the word salad so that you know that it's a genuine Palinism.

[TalkingDog]

7. Palinese: all hard words simplified all simple words complicatided

"The recent debt downgrade proves shows that our (our? why be inclusive)this country is going in the wrong direction. Rather than stay with our (our? he's not mine) socialist Democrat president and his liberal tax and spend policies that envinerate (= eviscerate) jobs and economic growth, we need to immediately start looking at how we can begin to reductify (=reduce) taxes by half, cut spending by 75 percent, ensure insure America's energy securitization (=security) by opening the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge for oil, gas and fracking exploration, and privatize Medicare, Social Security, education and the Post Office, and in 2012 we need to elect a Republican president and give him a Republican Congress to work with."

[jmowreader]

8. Yeah, that looks closer to what she really would have said...

Thanks.

[krispos42]

10. And thousands of her supporters nod solemly in agreement

:rofl: