Sarah Palin: We need to get back to the values of our founding fathers.

[Fire Walk With Me]

Washington, Jefferson, and his wife wheezy...



I don't remember which comic gave us this gem, but thank you unknown comic :D

Edit: 100 bonus points to eeryone who either doesn't read the Message text or pretends to not :D

[Drale]

1. Ok lets start with Treason

under the founding fathers treason was dealt with by hanging. I could go for a few public hangings, really put the fear of God into the tea baggers.

[RandySF]

2. Values of the Founding Fathers?

That would be the Separation of Church and State, a government not guided by religious doctrine, reason of passion, the continuation of slavery, the franchise for white males over the age of 21 who own property, slaves counted as 3/5 of a person. Which of these values do you think she endorses?

[RT Atlanta]

3. founding grandfathers & great-grandfathers

held witch-hunts (the literal kind, as in witch trial) as part of their puritanical value system (on the enforcement side).

[DonRedwood]

4. Like separating church and state?

[Rex]

5. Which ones would those be Sarah? The ones that ended slavery

or the ones that planted you here from outerspace?

[geardaddy]

22. The reference to the FF ending slavery was by BS Bachmann

not Quitterella.

[Bluerthanblue]

6. no way she'd ever be eligible to run for political office then-

:shrug:

[Skip_In_Boulder]

7. Like the clueless shill Palin

would actually know anything about the founders of this country.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[watrwefitinfor]

18. ...or about values - of any kind. n/t

[Skip_In_Boulder]

19. I think she does know the value of money

and how to pander for it.

[vanbean]

8. Hey Sarah. Those guys were liberals. Not Tory's like you.

[Angry Dragon]

9. I agree with Sarah

Progressive taxation has a long history: As Jefferson said in a 1785 letter to James Madison, "Another means of silently lessening the inequality of property is to exempt all from taxation below a certain point, and to tax the higher portions of property in geometrical progression as they rise"

Sarah says we need to start here.............

[Yavapai]

10. Now, if we can just get the tea baggers to wear red coats,

I would surely agree!

[Jane Austin]

11. Like Ben Franklin's carousing in Paris?

Hee hee.

[MineralMan]

12. I guess she's not planning to run, then.

She wouldn't have been eligible in the days of the Founders. Hell, she couldn't even own property at the time or vote, or much of anything else but have babies and sew.

[ET Awful]

13. Well Sarah, by those standards, you wouldn't be allowed to vote or run for office.

How's that working for you?

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. Everyone gets 100 bonus points for not reading the Message text for the punchline.

[trackfan]

16. Amazing.

I thought it might be closer to a 50/50 split.

[pinboy3niner]

15. LOL! And 'The Jeffersons' was a spinoff from 'All in the Family,' which fits perfectly

Palin is Archie Bunker with lipstick and a skirt. And if you don't agree with her, you can go "stifle yourself." :)

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. Oh now there's an image I'll have to work to get out of my head

:D

[msanthrope]

20. So Levi Johnston is Meathead? n/t

[pinboy3niner]

24. Let's not get carried away

Levi having a grudge against the Palins does not make him a Liberal hero, or anything close to it.

In the show, 'Meathead' Mike did actually represent the Liberal POV. Levi, not so much. :)

[Ilsa]

21. Geez, what would the FF do to Sarah's kids for

having and conceiving her grandkids out of wedlock? Well, maybe not much, but they'd still have a reputation.

[DenverDad]

23. Where's Mr. Bentley?

Or are the British not part of the equation?:)

Sarah who?

[pinboy3niner]

25. The British were quickly disqualified for bad teeth :)

And horrible cooking (BOILED meat? What were they thinking?) :)

The one I'd like to see more of is Lionel. A very smart guy, who managed to counter Archie in subtle ways.

Sorry about the Brits, DenverDad, but they were not part of this equation.

[DenverDad]

26. Lionel WAS a great counter

to Archie on All in the Family. His irony was a nice balance when Mike(Meathead) was "preachy".

[pinboy3niner]

27. Liionel was GREAT

And he, more than anyone, challenged Archie's racism.

[lillypaddle]

28. Some people have NO sense of humor!

Good one! :rofl: