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William769 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 03:38 PM Original message |
Rick Santorum: Marriage Is Like a Napkin, Not a Paper Towel |
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ChairmanAgnostic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
1. Hey Ricky, you're so fine . . . |
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Enrique (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
2. I call them both Santorum-rags |
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AndyTiedye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 04:41 PM Response to Reply #2 |
18. I Thought That Term Was For Toilet Paper |
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BackToThe60s (266 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
3. Bachmann-Santorum '12 |
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liberal_mama (91 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 01:52 AM Response to Reply #3 |
28. That would be a great ticket! For us Dems, LOL |
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SusanaMontana41 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 01:54 AM Response to Reply #3 |
30. Welcome to DU, BackToThe60s and liberal_mama! |
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Evasporque (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 01:19 PM Response to Reply #3 |
38. Zombie Ticket! 2012! |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 01:57 PM Response to Reply #3 |
42. Don't count on it - we'll have to hustle twice as hard as we did in 2008! |
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Contrary1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
4. What an idiot... |
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Botany (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
5. He sure is frothy |
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SusanaMontana41 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 02:04 AM Response to Reply #5 |
32. Frothy indeed! Well, he didn't say what kind of napkin. |
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smirkymonkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 01:54 PM Response to Reply #5 |
40. What a moron! I have never heard such a stupid argument on |
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PCIntern (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
6. He's put on a lot of weight...nervous eating, perhaps? |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 03:49 PM Response to Original message |
7. I'm never getting married if I can't have a marriage that's just like Brawny paper towels. |
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Contrary1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 03:51 PM Response to Reply #7 |
13. Actually, my first choice would be Bounty Select -A-Size... |
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chill_wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 04:17 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. LOL! :-) |
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Gidney N Cloyd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 04:36 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. The "Quicker Picker Upper"? You need a very understanding wife. |
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Bryn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 02:15 AM Response to Reply #7 |
33. You wouldn't want marriage like Brawny paper towels... |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 12:57 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. Then I'll take Kleenex instead! |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 01:17 PM Response to Reply #7 |
37. Just so you know the Brawny Guy is gay |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 01:46 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. He's a lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day. |
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csziggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 02:02 PM Response to Reply #39 |
43. And he's OK! |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 03:49 PM Response to Original message |
8. This is an idiot. |
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NeedleCast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 03:49 PM Response to Original message |
9. He's Like My Local Crazy Dude |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
10. And this, Mr. Santorum, is toilet paper... |
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Mimosa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
11. Be sure to click: |
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Fuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
12. The dude's deep man. I'd love to get with that guy. |
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shraby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
15. I'd like to ask him how many homosexuals and people with |
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democrank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
17. gag |
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Behind the Aegis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
19. "No one can be heard on the tape in response. " |
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Sal Minella (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
20. Is this like Reverend Moon's Holy Marriage Napkin? |
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TalkingDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
21. So.... So...Marriage is a Napkin and ... and ...you clean Santorum with it? |
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demigoddess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 07:23 PM Response to Original message |
22. this guy sets a whole new standard for stupid, really stupid |
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ohheckyeah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 01:59 AM Response to Reply #22 |
31. Mr. Clean Magic Eraser of course. n/t |
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Dappleganger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 07:25 PM Response to Original message |
23. Geez, even Forest Gump did it better! |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
24. santorum is a hoot....comedy when the presidency thingy fails |
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ThoughtCriminal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 07:33 PM Response to Original message |
25. Paper Towels... Are a series of tubes... |
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tblue37 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-09-11 07:33 PM Response to Original message |
26. He talks to people as though they are slow--but maybe it is just that HE is slow. nt |
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eridani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 01:47 AM Response to Original message |
27. Either, when used correctly, can get rid of santorum n/t |
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Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 01:53 AM Response to Original message |
29. That must be code to his fucking ratshit insane followers. |
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LeftishBrit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 01:00 PM Response to Original message |
35. Considering that both are generally thrown away or recycled after use |
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Evasporque (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
36. paper towels are used to wipe up santorum....nt |
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smirkymonkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 01:56 PM Response to Reply #36 |
41. I tend to use napkins, they're cheaper. n/t |
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Monk06 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-10-11 02:32 PM Response to Original message |
44. Santorum reminds me of Steve Carell as Brick Tamland in Anchorman |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 09:19 AM Response to Original message |
45. I am confused Rick. Is "Man on Dog" a napkin or a paper towel? |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 09:22 AM Response to Original message |
46. How about a baby wipe? Where does that fit in? |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 09:33 AM Response to Reply #46 |
47. It's an asswipe, just like Santorum. n/t |
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surrealAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 10:23 AM Response to Original message |
48. There's something about that man that's just not right. |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
49. Which works better cleaning up santorum, Ricky? Napkin or paper towel? |
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