After Shrub & Ahhhnuld, has Tweety learnt & ready for MoFo GOODHAIR?!1

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A radio wingnut is griping that Tweety said that MoFo GOODHAIR should be vetted to the max by the media.


Now, my vendetta towards Tweety goes back before 2000 when he turned on us over his RAYGUN worship, but he was horrible in Campaign 2000 trashing GORE every day while enthralled with the cute Shrub. And then in the California FAKE recall, when early reports had some REAL and DEDICATED Dems were saying they would dig up the trash on Ahhhnuld, and Tweety gave his fierce look into the camera, like when he performed the execution of DONHAHUE, and said threateningly, "They'd BETTER NOT!1"

The Ahhhnuld thing was over his Irish Catholic loyalty to the KENNEDYs, separate from his former Dem incarnation.


Anyway, now he says that all the trash needs to be dug up about MoFo GOODHAIR. Fine. I mean, I don't think there's actual salacious stuff, just the usual fat cat whoring, financial stuff, deregulation, fundraising, land deals. Not so much salacious as with Shrub and Ahhhhnuld, that didn't get played up ENOUGH!1

[Cirque du So-What]

1. If (p)Rick Perry is in the spotlight for any length of time

I expect Tweety will be humping his leg if he detects the slightest whiff of an increase in popularity.