MrScorpio
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:04 PM
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Why will you never be a politician? |
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Edited on Thu Aug-18-11 05:13 PM by MrScorpio
Me? I like Led Zeppelin and Detroit Underground Hip-Hop, and I think that man created God instead of the other way around...
How many American politicians would ever admit to something like that and still be able to get elected?
Not to mention the fact that I have NO money, no college degree and I like my privacy. Plus, ALL the stuff that I've written on DU over the years… Imagine having that kind of baggage to contend with.
I'll never be a politician.
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:05 PM
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:07 PM
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it causes heads to explode even on DU, but you never know ...
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:07 PM
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3. Same.. America does not elect atheists. |
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:08 PM
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4. My sarcasm would prevent me from getting any votes. |
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:08 PM
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5. Starting with my belief that there are no imaginary sky wizards. |
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I'm proud of my pot use I'm still able to face myself in the mirror in the morning.
Along with the no money, etc.
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:10 PM
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6. I don't lie. Suck at poker. And could never look a person hurting in the face and |
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say sorry sucker... You ain't rich and I'm not going to donanything to make your life better.
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:11 PM
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7. It's funny you said "all those things I posted on DU over the years". |
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I wonder who the first candidate is going to be who gets trapped in THAT predicament? The net, Facebook & twitter have been wound long enough now for some younger, people to have posted some very daamaging stuff before they ever considered becomong a politician. The day is coming! I'm sure of it!
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:13 PM
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:14 PM
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9. no interest at the moment |
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:22 PM
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10. I'm a Led Head too. I can find something good and bad in every faith. |
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And let's say I can't discuss about 17 years.
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:45 PM
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11. I'd rather work behind the scenes |
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And build a strong Democratic party from the municipal level up. Besides I love working on campaigns and want to make a career of that.
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:48 PM
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12. I'm an agnostic New Deal Democrat who listens to Nine Inch Nails... |
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I'm also a complete Craft Beer Snob and have participated in a very large number of MFF threesomes with my consenting wife. Not electable EVER.
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:57 PM
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15. I listen to NIN too. And Tool is one of my faves. I like hip hop too. |
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And some rap that my boys listen to but can't remember the names of the artists yet. And Forkboy introduced me to Deathspell Omega and the world of death metal. That'd scare most folks to death.
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:58 PM
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And then there's the fact that I love the Adult Swim series Venture Brothers. I'd probably be tarred and feathered by an angry mob of voters if that one became public knowledge.
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Thu Aug-18-11 06:00 PM
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18. It's good? I've surfed through adult swim but couldn't settle on a show. |
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I'll try that one. Have you tried Shameless on HBO? I am addicted.
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Thu Aug-18-11 06:02 PM
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I even have the AS app and post my own AS style bump vids on Bumpworthy.com
I'm not electable in the least
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Thu Aug-18-11 06:06 PM
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22. Damn Skippy, as a great guy I know says ;), I'll give it another go for sure now. Nt |
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:55 PM
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13. I'll try to keep this a short post |
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I'm impatient I don't do compromise well I don't suffer fools I pretty much say what I mean I lack tact I dislike that ALL politicians have to lie at some point or the other I am reluctant to accept that much responsibility I am even more reluctant to accept that much power I hate Washington DC weather I'd hate being on call 24/7, 365 days a year, 366 during the leap year I'm not willing to do 12+ hour days I hate public speaking I hate ass kissers
I'd probably make a pretty good dictator for 2-4 years, after that I suspect the power would corrupt me.
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:58 PM
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16. You need a spell under cover. You'd learn how to never lie. Nt |
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Thu Aug-18-11 06:05 PM
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21. Lacking tact and not liking to lie makes for a bad combination |
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I'm not willing to spout "That's an interesting idea, I'll have to look into that further before I make my final decision".
I'm more likely to say "You really are an idiot aren't you? Does your family tree have any branches in it?"
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Thu Aug-18-11 06:07 PM
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23. Man, but you'd be fun! Like Biden. Nt |
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Thu Aug-18-11 05:57 PM
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14. I'm a socialist for one... |
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but I'd prefer my family not get dragged through the mud.
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Thu Aug-18-11 06:04 PM
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I couldn't stand all that shmoozing and groveling for money. Sometimes I can't keep a civil tongue in my head - I'd say things that are not exactly diplomatic. I'm an agnostic, and I'm divorced and have no kids. I like being obscure; I'd hate having media people breathing down my neck. My feelings are easily hurt - mean political cartoons would make me cry. My misspent youth could come back to haunt me.
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Thu Aug-18-11 06:14 PM
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24. I have more skeletons than I have closets to keep them in, for one. |
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I have a disturbing tendency, upon seeing an asshole, to say "Hey! There's an asshole!"
I'm WAY too sarcastic for the American electorate's tastes.
I tend to switch from facts to whimsy to I-can't-believe-he-just-said-that and back to facts in millifractions of a second.
But mostly, I don't have any money, which would negate all of the above negatives.
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Thu Aug-18-11 06:51 PM
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25. I don't want Limbaugh and his idiot followers telling me how I should do my job. |
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I'd quickly tell them to shut the fuck up.
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Thu Aug-18-11 09:42 PM
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26. Coincidentally, I was having just this discussion |
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with another local activist today. I basically told her, "Sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll." :)
Oh yeah, I'm a commie too. Not real electable.
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Thu Aug-18-11 10:33 PM
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27. I'm an atheist and too honest for my own good. |
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Thu Aug-18-11 11:08 PM
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28. I'm too brutally honest |
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Thu Aug-18-11 11:26 PM
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29. I couldn't possibly do worse than the other assholes we run in CA46... |
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But my family history, past and present in a little problematic. Bugsy Siegel was at my fathers Bar Mitzvah at it goes downhill from there including an alleged hitman who did his killing while a commissioned officer and several generations of pornographers (the present generation specializing in the fetish genre). For this reason and my strong resemblance to my cousin with whom I share a given name I go by my mothers maiden name socially and professionally.
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Thu Aug-18-11 11:27 PM
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30. Too much fooling around online. |
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There are people who could destroy my political career if I had one. I like to flirt...
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