If we can get 29 donations in as many minutes, I will give up one-liners for 29 days.

[LoZoccolo]

[LoZoccolo]

1. Per the timestamp, that would be by 3:02 sharp.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. I just gave one...

1 down, 28 to go...

[LoZoccolo]

3. People are withholding their donations because they love my posts and want to see more.

[cherokeeprogressive]

9. LOL!

If I hadn't donated already, I'd do it now just to see if you're telling the truth haha.

It bothers me though that with well over a hundred thousand members, only a thousand or so donate. I can't give much, but I give. I can't imagine not having a DU.

Still though; I think you're fibbing. You couldn't avoid your one-liners on a dare.

[pipi_k]

19. What an attitude!

I love it.

And you never fail to amuse me!

:)


If people come through and you end up going one-linerless for 29 days, I'll honestly miss wondering what you'll come up with next.

[cbayer]

4. I know *we* would appreciate that!

:toast:

[LoZoccolo]

5. I thank the moderators for not charging me for extra moderation.

[cbayer]

6. Well, our drinks cabinet could use some replenishing and the hot tub is in serious need

of a cleaning.

:rofl:

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. Yeah, I'm sorry about all that....

:hide:

[cbayer]

11. We've warned you before about those crazy Saturday night parties!

:spank:

[awoke_in_2003]

20. I retire from moderating...

and you just go crazy? And to think that you use to be the paddle wielder :)

[NYC_SKP]

21. HA! I Knew It! And I got the BLAME for it, TOO!

But then, usually it's my fault, so...

:silly:

[Gman]

7. +1

[malaise]

8. You're the best

Grovelbot must obey :rofl:

[Rex]

12. Wow, looks like no one cares.

[LoZoccolo]

13. This is actually proof that there is a squad of botnet unrecommenders against me.

[Rex]

15. I agree, you never ever had a postive rec thread.

They are trying to keep you off the greatest page imo.

EDIT - well today you have some! Turning point maybe.

[LoZoccolo]

16. Other measures like this fundraiser show the DU public to be overwhelmingly in favor of me.

[TBF]

22. It is the weekend, loco, DUers have a life :) nt

[sabrina 1]

14. Okay, you win!

A LoZoccolo-one-liner-OP-free DU was more than I could resist!

I'm actually going to rec and kick this, a 'hell freezing over' moment!

I hope you meant it!

[LoZoccolo]

17. Time's up with only three donations!

[Rex]

18. People want to see your oneliners, is the conclusion from 3 donations?

Carry on.