Rick Perry loses his pants

[Tipring]

The story goes like this:
Rick was on a Future Farmers of America outing with his peers. Seems Rick got a little obnoxious and mouthy so his "buddies" took things in hand on the way home. Before stopping to eat at a diner his buds forcibly removed his pants and threw them out of the window of the Suburban so Rick was left peeping out the window while everyone else was chowing down.
Should we be lucky enough to have Rick at the top of the ticket I think Obama will find it easy to treat him "pretty ugly".
Oh yes, I am a Texan, and this story comes to you from one of Rick's classmates I personally know.

[DJ13]

1. These pants?

:rofl:

[TygrBright]

2. OMG... It's Doug Niedermayer! n/t

[Historic NY]

4. Yup............

[muntrv]

3. "A PLEDGE PIN?"

[lindysalsagal]

5. No, THESE pants:

(OOOh- The chafing!)