Can someone translate Teabagger?

[TheBigotBasher]

I guess she is just feeling that virginity again.

[sakabatou]

1. Butt texting?

[EFerrari]

5. It's a distress signal from her cats?

[dtexdem]

6. Can we has cheeseburger now?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

11. .

:spray:

[piratefish08]

18. "owner crazy. need to escape. send help now!"

[Epiphany4z]

2. hmmm not sure

but I think she may have just cast a spell all who read...i MUST VOTE REPUBLICAN...IMHOTEP IMTOTEM

[JoePhilly]

3. Looks like some from of witchcraft to me ....

[tanyev]

4. Oh, dear. She put on the ladybug costume again and started knocking back Heinekens.

[jpak]

7. A Witch's Spell 4 Sure

:scared:

[Blue_Tires]

8. Code for "Why don't you play some solitaire?"

[pnorman]

9. It looks a lot like Japanese (or Chinese?) that's displayed

on a computer that isn't set up to render those languages properly. (Spaces between words aren't generally needed in Japanese.)

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

10. Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT_8vVlG_VA&feature=related

[gratuitous]

12. Looks like she's rethinking some of her positions

I refer specifically to one of her earlier personal bugaboos.

[WingDinger]

13. Classic glossalalia. Speaking in tongues. God is telling her what to write.

[WingDinger]

15. Glossolalia or speaking in tongues is the fluid vocalizing(or, less commonly, the writing)

Glossolalia or speaking in tongues is the fluid vocalizing (or, less commonly, the writing) of speech-like syllables, often as part of religious practice.<1> The significance of glossolalia has varied with time and place, with some considering it a part of a sacred language. It is most prominently practiced within Pentecostal and Charismatic Christianity, but it is practiced in non-Christian religions as well. Others believe that the vocalizations are meaningless and cite hypnosis, mental illness, and social learning as scientific explanations.

[spanone]

14. texting while masturbating is unwise

[underpants]

16. its RUSSIAN!!!! I knewed it!!!

This actually makes way more sense than anything she has ever said

[HopeHoops]

17. "I is a fuckin' idjit"

[lonestarnot]

19. Nutfuckery.