I'm glad we're having a hurricane because I wasn't able to get much looting done after the earthquak

[FourScore]

Time for a little dark humor. Some great ones in the comments section at the link, too.

Fri Aug 26, 2011 at 07:27 PM PDT
I'm glad we're having a hurricane because I wasn't able to get much looting done after the earthquak
by jbou

Right now Anderson Cooper swings open his closet door & thinks, "Which form-fitting t-shirt tells viewers to 'be cautious but don't panic'?"

If by Hurricane Survival Kit, you mean vodka, guacamole and chips, than yes, I have one.

I am planning on jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge with my hang glider on Sunday. Now taking bets on which state I land in.

Have we even tried sending in Samuel L. Jackson to negotiate with this hurricane?

Listening to Ann Coulter try to disprove evolution is like listening to a stripper prove she had a loving relationship with her father.

Dear America,

Buffalo's don't have wings and they're not wild anymore. Please stop perpetuating the lie.

Sincerely,
Chickens

Why are radio stations in 2011 still editing the word pimp? I've seen full penetration on Nickelodeon for gods sakes.

Why are we still paying a fortune for printer ink in 2011?

Shit. Just realized I'm still "it" from a game of Tag in 1979.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/08/26/1010989/-Im-glad-were-having-a-hurricane-because-I-wasnt-able-to-get-much-looting-done-after-the-earthquak?via=sidebyuserrec

[benld74]

1. I was in Joplin trying to loot, but stuff was moving WAAAYYY to fast,,,,,,

[Skip_In_Boulder]

2. Yeah, sometimes natural disasters

just don't fit my schedule.

[Lucinda]

3. :)

:toast:

[NYC_SKP]

4. " Have we even tried sending in Samuel L. Jackson to negotiate with this hurricane?"

:rofl:

[Lasher]

5. Yeah but who wants twinkies that were delivered in a tidal surge?

Well come to think of it if the seal's not broken I guess they should be OK.

[saras]

6. C'mon. It takes a microwave to kill a Twinkie. Maybe HAARP. But surely no mere weather.

[donquijoterocket]

7. buffalo

To top everything off America has no "buffalo". What's called buffalo in this country is the America bison (bison bison) North American species of bison. The only real "buffalo"in the world are the Cape Buffalo of Africa(Syncerus caffer), the Water Buffalo (Bubalus bubalis), of Asia and its ancestor the wild Water Buffalo(Bubalus arnee).None of them are winged either.