Tea Party Congressman Calls For Tax Breaks to Put Out Raging Wildfire In District

[boxman15]

WASHINGTON—With a massive wildfire currently raging out of control in his district, Tea Party Caucus member Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ) pressed Congress to pass immediate tax breaks Tuesday to combat the rapidly spreading blaze. "This fire has already burned hundreds of square miles and left thousands of helpless families with only one hope: across-the-board income tax cuts and a sharply lower corporate tax rate," said Franks, stating that broad-based tax relief would spur investment and extinguish the towering flames that grow larger by the minute. "We must act now. The longer the oppressive tax burden on honest, hardworking individuals remains unaddressed, the larger and more deadly this fire will become." According to staffers, Franks plans to honor the nine individuals who have perished in the blaze by introducing additional legislation this week that would eliminate Medicaid.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/tea-party-congressman-calls-for-tax-breaks-to-put,21242/

Gotta love The Onion.

[meegbear]

1. Holy DUPE boxman!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1843650

[Kerrytravelers]

2. I actually figured this was true until I saw the link!

Shows you just how crazy they are! :crazy: I wouldn't be surprised at all!!! :rofl:

[dhill926]

3. it's becoming harder and harder...

to tell the difference anymore.

[Vinca]

4. Me, too. That's so funny.

[Viking12]

6. Poe's Law

[kenfrequed]

5. Ok, so...

Who is getting the tax break and how the hell does this work?

I don't see a lot of private industry doing firefighting and I doubt a taxbreak would actually create such an industry. This is just nonsensical.

[jmowreader]

7. They cut taxes to pay for a war

Why wouldn't they cut taxes to solve a disaster?