Infants are fat & lazy. They should work.

[salinen]

No more of this "namby pamby nanny state" bullshit. If you're old enough to suckle, you're old enough to dig a ditch. I've had it with excuses. "I haven't learned to walk yet" or "I need a diaper change" or "It's nap time". Get your baby butts out of the crib yo. And you'll work for whatever your employer wants to pay. After all tikes, you have no work experience. No unions. No pensions. No sick leave. No maternity leave. No health care.

"And no crying, ya little baby"

[joeybee12]

1. damn straight!

[Turbineguy]

2. Get them

before they learn how to fill out an overtime sheet!

[FLPanhandle]

3. Reminds me of the Steven Wright bit..

"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

[MuseRider]

4. Tell it like it is!

Slackers. :hi:

[lillypaddle]

5. yeah, all they do is lie around & drink all day

damn babies!

[Gormy Cuss]

22. Don't forget the whining.

They also expect other people to clean up their messes.

[woo me with science]

6. Hear hear!

Drippy little freeloaders. They only think about themselves.

[Initech]

7. And then the Kochs would complain infant salaries are too high!

:eyes:

[KansDem]

8. They need to pull themselves up by their bootie straps!

Now...WORK HARD!!!

[pipi_k]

9. Hey...if the E-trade baby can do it.... n/t

[FLPanhandle]

12. Ever see this one?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6477219/remix-e-trade-baby-loses-everything

[Morning Dew]

10. You're far too kind to the lazy little shits.

[polly7]

11. What is this, pile on working baby day?

[placton]

13. infants suck!

and most toddlers too!

[Davis_X_Machina]

14. As a language teacher...

...I will assure you they're working very, very hard on something that's very very difficult.

They're just not doing it for pay.

[WhiteTara]

15. Little fingers are nimble fingers

:rofl:

[Yavin4]

16. This Is Why I Tell Kids: "Stay in the womb."

Republicans will work day and night to protect you while you're in there. As soon as you come out, it'll be off to work you go.

[Fumesucker]

17. Jonathan Swift knew what to do with worthless eating infants..

Just Sayin'.

[provis99]

18. hey, it works for China...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SHoRGU21EyQ/TacrbbgOblI/AAAAAAAAAAw/8Ie1H6jRXjo/s1600/child+labor.jpg

[happyslug]

21. Use to work for Americans too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTCen9-RELM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixteen_Tons

Some people say a man is made outta' mud
A poor man's made outta' muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones
A mind that's a-weak and a back that's strong

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine
I loaded sixteen tons of number 9 coal
And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul"

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

I was born one mornin', it was drizzlin' rain
Fightin' and trouble are my middle name
I was raised in the canebrake by an ol' mama lion
Cain't no-a high-toned woman make me walk the line

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

If you see me comin', better step aside
A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died
One fist of iron, the other of steel
If the right one don't a-get you, then the left one will

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store.

[gkhouston]

19. Screw public education. Let those lazy crybabies get their job skills on their own dime! n/t

[upi402]

20. nah, they act just like Repugs, give 'em a break....

They crap all over the place whenever they feel like it, and expect others to clean up after them.

In fact, they cry about 'how others are cleaning up' - and how it affects what they want to do at the moment!

[kestrel91316]

23. Whiny freeloaders, sucking at the tit.