Old Dick Cheney was heard to lament,

[Hubert Flottz]

Old Dick Cheney was heard to lament,
As his heart doctor readied a stint,
I won't pay for my crimes,
I just don't have the time,
There's no way that I'm going to repent.

Dick's a master at shifting the blame,
And he's guilty of nothing he claims,
So he'll swear it was Bush,
Just to cover his tush,
'Cause he's worried about his "good" name.

[opihimoimoi]

1. KnR....Howdy ole friend.....hope all is well....

Old Cheney is a criminal who belongs in the cooler

Jobs?? Them PhDs, Experts, Politicians, Professors, etc still looking despite finding shit for 3 years..

They be looking at the MOOT LEVEL...you noes...the Band Aid Level...for the answers forever snd you would think...if they cannot find the jobs at moot...why continue the search...hoping to find the answers....LOL

Opps it almost 0400

gimme a vector

[Hubert Flottz]

3. Howdy back at you Opihi...

Good to see you posting again.

The "EXPERTS" are the root of the problem I think. Look what the "EXPERTS" have done to Japan.

They search with blinders on like pack mules. To painful to find the answers in their own back yards. Too stupid to admit how selfish and greedy they've been. Exported the American dream along with the factories and jobs. Imported poverty and pain. Their record speaks for itself.

All the "Stimulus" packages went for corporate welfare and tax cuts for the healthy, wealthy, and slick. All we workers keep getting is dicked. All the social programs have been cut to the quick. All that we see in DC is more dirty tricks. Instead of our jobs we should export these pricks.

Hope you and your family are well.

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2. no need to strain your rhyme -- it's "stent", not "stint"

[Hubert Flottz]

4. I just have them I don't spell them.

13 so far! That may not be lucky?

[unblock]

6. wow, you've got cheney beat!

keep up the good work!

[Hubert Flottz]

5. BTW...

Give us a rhyme, if you've the time.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. The bat the bald eagle and wren,

On their power of flight may depend,
But Dick's bullshit won't fly,
'Cause these lies we won't buy,
Hope he pays for his sins in the end.

We all know that our former VP,
Is quite guilty to such a degree,
He's afraid that his past,
Will catch up to his ass,
In a world of hot water he'd be.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. There's no poets on DU but me?

There's no poets on DU but me?
Not another Dick Limerick I see,
Limerick threads in the past,
All your poems kicked ass,
And your lines of wit filled me with glee.

I guess Cheney has written his book,
Trying to get his old ass off of the hook,
But he started that war,
Of unlimited gore,
When that road of deception he took.

[sad sally]

9. Too cool for school - yours are better 'n any ole fools.

[gratuitous]

10. An haiku

Cheney: "In My Time"
Suggestion for new title
"Doing Time" tops charts

[Hubert Flottz]

11. Doing time in an orange jump suit,

"Doing time" in his orange jump suit,
Wouldn't little Dick Cheney look cute,
Work from daylight to dawn,
With his ball and chain on,
Near his cellmate from Georgia named newt.

[MilesColtrane]

12. There once was a serpent named Cheney

whose war crimes were horrid and many
to justices’ displeasure
he’ll be called to measure
when the weather in Hell becomes rainy

[Hubert Flottz]

13. LOL

Great poem Miles!

[MilesColtrane]

14. Not as good as yours, my friend.

:hi:

[Hubert Flottz]

15. He's a snarly and gnarly old Dick.

He's a snarly and gnarly old Dick.
And he's known for his shooting too quick,
Shot his friend in the face,
After drinking a case,
General Powell says Dick Cheney a prick.

[MilesColtrane]

16. His heart doesn’t beat at a pace

he’s evil right down to his base
If you should meet him
don’t affably greet him
his friends end up shot in the face

[Hubert Flottz]

17. On the news there's a lady named Rice,

On the news there's a lady named Rice,
And she's sayin' Dick Cheney ain't nice,
He's a bore and a liar,
And his pants are on fire,
She said he rates right down there with lice.

[eridani]

18. Meter Nazi checking in

"General Powell says Cheney's a prick" works better.

[Hubert Flottz]

19. Twas a simple Typo Meter Nazi...

Should have read:

He's a snarly and gnarly old Dick.
And he's known for his shooting too quick,
Shot his friend in the face,
After drinking a case,
General Powell says Dick Cheney's a prick.

Thank you for pointing out my omission. Do you approve now?

[eridani]

20. Still flows better if you leave out "Dick" in the last line n/t