IndianaJoe
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Sun Sep-18-11 06:39 PM
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Nothing to do, so I got poetic. |
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Presidential Aspirations
Because I have a brain pan airy I just may vote for big Rick Perry Chest puffed out like a cassowary He was once Ag Secretary
Why then should I of him be wary?
I’ve read he was an Eagle Scout. Reads his Bible, he’s real devout! Prays to God in times of drought. He’s born again! I have no doubt!
With him we’ll get no bank bailout!
As an Aggie enrollee He earned a tough Ag Sci Degree! And while it’s true he averaged "C" Here he’s no different than you and me
A self-made man! No pedigree!
To our malaise he’ll bring solution! He won’t wince over an execution! He’ll give us prayer! Not evolution! Who minds a little air pollution?
So plain-spoken! No circumlocution!
His hair is great! He’s presidential! And when he prays, he’s reverential To the old Tea Party, he’s deferential And as Texas Gov, he’s experiential!
Yup, to me he’s the quintessential
IDIOT!
IDIOT!
IDIOT!
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Sun Sep-18-11 06:47 PM
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Creativity is good.
I like it.
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Sun Sep-18-11 08:16 PM
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4. Can picture one of my BILs, with his acoustic guitar, at a party, getting quite a laff with this! |
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