Sarah Palin is so dumb...

[Roy Rolling]

...she's so dumb it takes her an hour-and-a-half to watch "60 Minutes" (thanks to Edwin Edwards for the old line)

[PBS Poll-435]

1. :)

:thumbsup:

[Kurovski]

2. Sarah Palin is so dumb...

she thinks Jesus will visit her on her porch in Alaska if she can turn the USA into a bloody theocracy.

[TlalocW]

3. She stares at orange juice cartons because they say, "Concentrate," on them.

So Sarah Palin, during the last days of the 2008 election is feeling pretty down. It's obvious, even to her, that Obama has it in the bag so she disguises herself and slips away from her security detail and walks around the city she's currently in for some alone time. She comes across a comedy club and decides to take in a show.

The main comedian though is a ventriloquist whose whole act between him and his vent figure consists of Sarah Palin jokes. After 20 minutes of watching this act tell people how stupid she is, she can't take it anymore and jumps to her feet, yelling at the stage. "I'm Sarah Palin, and as a vice-presidential candidate, I think I deserve a little bit more respect than what you're showing me!"

The comedian on stage begins to stammer out an apology, but Sarah interrupts him saying, "I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee there!"

TlalocW

[Kurovski]

5. A blond named Barb once told me a version of that joke.

:D

[hfojvt]

4. she's kinda like the Incredible Hulk though

the Hulk, as you may or may not know, gets stronger as he gets madder. With Palin "The more condescending the attacks on her, the more she thrives."

At least according to Frank Rich
http://www.dailyhowler.com/dh112310.shtml

[sarge43]

6. Sarah Palin is so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her pregnancy test. n/t