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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 07:14 AM
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The Rude Pundit: A Few Bits of Advice for National Public Radio
Hey, there, NPR. Rude Pundit here. First-time caller. In the Big Apple, WNYC, one of your flagship stations, is having a fund drive. The Rude Pundit's been a continuous contributor for a few years now, mainly due to his unrequited crush on Terry Gross. But he feels invested enough to offer you a couple of pieces of advice as you go along.

First off, can you please tell your on-air fundraisers to stop comparing the cost of supporting a single public radio station to the cost of cable TV. You know what the difference is? If Garrison Keillor appears on one's TV, one can change the channel.

Okay, that's a minor annoyance. Let's move on to something bigger, like:

Could you stop being such acquiescent little bitches to the fucking assholes of right-wing blogging blabbery? (You might wanna put your finger on the bleep button.) Seriously, allowing your corporate agenda to be set by Andrew Breitbart is like allowing your balls to be waxed by chimpanzee.

Because between Ron Schiller bullshit and now this firing of Lisa Simeone, you've pretty much put your nuts in Bonzo's paw. Simeone is the host of one program, World of Opera, and she used to also host Soundprint before NPR forced the station that produced it to shitcan her once it came out that Simeone was doing some speaking about the October 11 movement in DC (which is associated with Occupy Wall Street). Breitbart and Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller (motto: "Well, what the fuck else is Tucker Carlson gonna do?") called her a "spokesperson" for the movement, which is true if you mean she's a person who sometimes spoke about it. But not on NPR.

Now, you can say, NPR, that you have an ethics policy that applies to everyone. It reads in one part, "NPR journalists may not participate in marches and rallies involving causes or issues that NPR covers." Except since when the fuck is the opera chick a journalist? And, you know, does that mean no NPR on-air personnel could attend, say, Jon Stewart's rally last October? And her other show, Soundprint? This week, it's about Edmund Hillary. Unless his skull is occupying DC, then who the fuck cares what Simeone's involved in in her free time?

And if the opera chick's a journalist, does that mean that NPR personnel cannot attend the opera because it's being covered by one of your journalists? Your code also says, "NPR journalists may sit on community advisory boards, educational institution trustee boards, boards of religious organizations or boards of nonprofit organizations so long as NPR does not normally cover them." So if Diane Rehm is on the board of an opera company, is she in violation? And let's not even get into the ethical dilemma of Mara Liasson appearing regularly on Fox "news." That's like a fucking in-kind donation to the Republican Party.

Mostly, though, what's it say about you, NPR, that the moment the slightest bit of controversy is voiced about anything, you immediately back down? From back during the Bush II administration, when you decided you needed more conservative commentary in order to appease those who said you were the liberalest of the liberal media (which led to some of the most embarrassing sputum ever aired on All Things Considered), to the Juan Williams nonsense to this, it just seems like the path of least resistance is also the path of least self-respect.

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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 07:41 AM
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1. K & R. n/t
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 07:46 AM
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2. Oooo - that was a satisfying read. K&R n/t
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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 07:54 AM
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3. K&R just for this "the path of least resistance is also the path of least self-respect"
Obama should take note of that the next time he feels like backing down before the fight has even begun - as in the extension of the Bush Tax Cuts, the abandonment of Single Payer, and of course the continuation of the world-wide-wars.
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Owlet Donating Member (765 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:46 AM
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4. Right On, oh Rude one!
(note the clever use of 'r's and 'o's beginning each word.)

Seriously, I wish I had the Rude Pundit's gift of words. He nailed this episode just right.
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izquierdista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:56 AM
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5. I think he was a little too polite
He shouldn't have held back.
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 06:46 PM
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6. WAY too, two, to, tu, polite.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 09:00 PM
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7. "allowing your balls to be waxed by chimpanzee"
That alone make this post K&R worthy!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 09:04 PM
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8. I loves me some Rude One!
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Enthusiast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-11 07:09 AM
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9. K&R! This is great!
"Seriously, allowing your corporate agenda to be set by Andrew Breitbart is like allowing your balls to be waxed by chimpanzee."

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aikoaiko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-11 07:16 AM
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10. Do we know for sure that is why she was fired and if NPR applied pressure to make it happen?

The email that NPR sent out certainly does not say that.

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Warren Stupidity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-11 07:42 AM
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12. no it is just a mere coincidence that they also
dropped "World of Opera". Nothing to see here, move along.
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aikoaiko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-11 12:52 PM
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16. I certainly think it is very possible, but it would be nice if there were a little more proof to...
Edited on Sat Oct-22-11 12:53 PM by aikoaiko
...to back up the assertion.
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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-11 07:27 AM
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11. Three recent episodes have turned me off to NPR
The first: Steve Inskeep asks Barney Frank a loaded question and immediately cuts him off when he didn't like the response.
Second: David Brooks predicts a short run for OWS.
Third: David Brooks (again*#@) states that most of the OWS protesters are from the Left fringe and therefore don't represent the 99%.

Looks like I'm back to the other sucky morning radio around here since I'm too cheap to install an audio system in the truck.
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lapislzi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-11 08:07 AM
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13. The reason I can't support NPR: two words
Cokie Roberts. I'm not the Rude Pundit, so I'll leave it to him to apply the appropriate verbiage to that smarmy little magpie. Every time I hear her voice. I think a kitten dies somewhere.
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-11 08:20 AM
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14. NPR..
... is not any progressive's friend - they are the ultimate toadies.
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-11 10:31 AM
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15. Thankyouthankyouthankyou Rude Pundit


I have been composing a similar (though not as funny) letter in my head all week to NPR, basically saying the same things.

If the talking heads at NPR are too lazy to do their research, so that they can actually CHALLENGE the bullshit their rightwing guests spew, they can't claim to be doing anything in the "public interest" that FOX news doesn't do.

If they continue to help saturate the media with Rightwing talking points, and those Rightwing policies have meant the end to AMericans' disposable incomes, how the hell can they come on and whine about wanting Americans' money? Thanks in part to your lame efforts, we ain't got no money, NPR!!!!

If they tacitly endorse policies that cost jobs, why the fuck should I care whether or not they keep theirs?

Then they fire someone when they attend a non-partison protest, but allow their own employees to appear on FOX news, which even CHILDREN know is Partisan Central?

NPR is a hive of hypocrites, slackers and too-highly-paid apologists for bad policy.

No more donations from me. I might as well be donating to FOX.






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