Archae
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Fri Oct-21-11 07:31 PM
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Has "The Rapture" happened? |
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It is October 21, and that ditwit Harold Camping did say it really WOULD happen today. :crazy:
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The Velveteen Ocelot
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Fri Oct-21-11 07:32 PM
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1. Well, I'm still here, and so are you. |
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But I wasn't expecting to be raptured anyhow.
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Fri Oct-21-11 07:33 PM
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2. Yes. I'm looking down at my empty shoes as we speak. |
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The Mayans say "Hi". :rofl:
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Fri Oct-21-11 07:35 PM
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3. Call me back at midnight. (I expect to be around to answer the phone) |
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Fri Oct-21-11 07:36 PM
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4. Damn I got a hike in the morning. |
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Fri Oct-21-11 07:37 PM
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I thought that preacher said "rupture"!
Whew!
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Fri Oct-21-11 07:38 PM
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6. What time was it supposed to happen? |
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Maybe we missed it-- was pretty busy at work today- could it have happened while I was on a conference call? Having not been baptized or being a "believer", I'm in the left behind group anyway.
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Fri Oct-21-11 07:38 PM
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7. Few hours left I think... |
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so party like well, you know
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Fri Oct-21-11 07:39 PM
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8. One of these days it'll dawn on those "Second Coming" morans. |
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It's been 2000+ years now.
Your cult's founder is *NOT* coming back!
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Fri Oct-21-11 07:40 PM
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9. Bullshit. I'm still here. |
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Fri Oct-21-11 07:40 PM
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10. haven't seen any bodies floating up. |
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Fri Oct-21-11 07:43 PM
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11. I wish.. Unfortunately, I still see that Palin and Bachman are still kicking around |
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so, I suppose we weren't lucky enough for the raptured folks. I saw the pd for protestors outside the abortion clinic again. They were still standing there with their "pray to end abortion".. All that praying and yet women are still having abortions and taking birth control. BTW, this week there were a lot of men standing along with the Granny britain.... Two groups who are not effected by reproductive issues. Ass hats.
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Fri Oct-21-11 10:04 PM
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27. Bachman's NH campaign staff may have been raptured today |
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They all seem to have mysteriously disappeared.
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Fri Oct-21-11 07:47 PM
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12. Well, power went out at my clinic for 90 minutes earlier this afternoon, |
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Edited on Fri Oct-21-11 07:47 PM by kestrel91316
but I must confess that the Rapture never entered my mind as I was too busy calling the power company and the phone and internet company to report my universal outage (which theoretically can't happen).
With all the traffic going by outside I wouldn't have noticed if the few true Christians in this area went missing.
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Fri Oct-21-11 07:55 PM
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13. Staying here on earth |
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I think I'll be too passed out to get raptured.
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Fri Oct-21-11 08:01 PM
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14. "Good times and bum times, I've seen them all and, my dear, I'm still here. |
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Edited on Fri Oct-21-11 08:01 PM by liskddksil
Plush velvet sometimes, Sometimes just pretzels and beer, but I'm here." Stephen Sondheim.
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Fri Oct-21-11 08:02 PM
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15. I thought the date was the 24th? |
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Fri Oct-21-11 08:35 PM
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23. That might have been the previous end of the world. nt |
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Fri Oct-21-11 08:02 PM
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16. No. I guess I can't keep putting off buying those tires. n/m |
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Fri Oct-21-11 08:04 PM
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17. I'll let you know after I finish this crate of Stella Beer.. |
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I bought it,just in case..
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Fri Oct-21-11 08:09 PM
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18. A new rapture date will be posted on Monday. |
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Fri Oct-21-11 08:10 PM
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19. Sunday -when Tebow starts at the Dolphins game |
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Fri Oct-21-11 08:10 PM
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Edited on Fri Oct-21-11 08:11 PM by Joe Bacon
Right after I took a first bite of some real tender Chicken Marsala at the Daily Grill!!!!!!
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Fri Oct-21-11 08:11 PM
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21. goddam...first i miss woodstock.... |
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now this, too...
and i was looking forward to seeing Jerry again no matter where i ended up....
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Fri Oct-21-11 08:34 PM
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22. Hmm, what time and which time zone? Damn, I have no ice cream in the house. nt |
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Fri Oct-21-11 08:51 PM
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24. I'm probably not the person to ask. Just saying. nt |
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Fri Oct-21-11 09:58 PM
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25. No one knows the day, and especially, it appears, Mr. Camping. |
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Sun Oct-23-11 01:59 PM
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31. You probably wouldn't recognize it when it did. |
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Sun Oct-23-11 03:31 PM
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35. I rather suspect you wouldn't, either. |
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Fri Oct-21-11 10:04 PM
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We're not out of the woods until it's 10/22 at the international date line, yunno :eyes:
I'll be on pins & needles until it's 10/22 everywhere! :scared:
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Fri Oct-21-11 10:51 PM
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And here I thought it happened on 6/6/06?! :shrug:
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Sat Oct-22-11 09:57 AM
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29. Who knows - Is there anyone who would qualify to be taken up? |
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Sun Oct-23-11 02:20 PM
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32. Yep. And no one worth taking could be found. nt |
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Sun Oct-23-11 02:29 PM
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33. Have you noticed any shortage of idiots? |
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Sun Oct-23-11 03:26 PM
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34. YES! Jesus came back to Earth, looked around at all the so-called |
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"Christians", shook his head, and went back to Heaven alone.
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Sun Oct-23-11 04:31 PM
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36. If the second coming were to take place today its not likely you'd hear it from me first. |
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