Rick Perry Gets Asked Some Trick Questions

[stopbush]

Q. Name the 3 ships that Columbus sailed to America

A. The Nina, the Pinta and the, er...Santa Claus??



Q. Name the three colors of the American flag

A. Red, White and, er...the EPA?



Q. The 3 Little Pigs built their houses of

A. Straw, sticks and, er...um...they hired illegal workers?



Q. Name the 3 persons of The Trinity

A. The Father, the Son and, er, um...Ed Norton?



Q. Name "the 3 Rs" of grade school

A. Readin', 'riting, and, er, um...in Texas, we teach the 3 Rs AND creationism...and THEN, we execute 'em!

[mstinamotorcity]

1. lol

lol

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. Never could sing "We 3 kings of Orient are"...or read his kids "The 3 Little Pigs"...

Rick Perry's world continued - "Goldilocks and the Two bears"

and on and on....

three. Such a difficult number. And here we thought TWO was the loneliest number!

[HopeHoops]

4. "We 3 kings of Orient are... Smoking on a big fat cigar..."

[louis-t]

9. It's "We 3 kings of Oryantar"

Giggety.

[HopeHoops]

11. Is that near Toledo?

[immoderate]

13. Best recording: Bobby Timmons from "Holiday Soul"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaC9sUblrHw

Just being helpful. :)

--imm

[NNN0LHI]

3. For the folks who don't understand or remember the Ed Norton reference

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_$99,000_Answer

[Aerows]

5. I'm thinking

"How do you get in out of a good shower of rain?" is a trick question for Perry.

[Scuba]

6. Name the three branches of government. Fill in the blank: Of the People, by the People, for the _.

[muriel_volestrangler]

7. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV0tCphFMr8

[hifiguy]

8. For Perry, 2 + 2 equals

"Moo."

[datasuspect]

10. no, it equals "Jeebus"

or cocaine.

[lame54]

12. what's in Neapolitan ice cream?

[lpbk2713]

14. "Sure .. I know all three. "

[louis-t]

15. Haww!!