Borowitz Report: Three Things from Rick Perry

Fire Walk With Me

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Thu Nov-10-11 11:45 AM
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Borowitz Report: Three Things from Rick Perry

Dear American:

Okay, lookit, there are three things I forgot to mention last night.

Firstly, you should never drink before a debate. Right after that danged thing was over I had to stick my head in the porcelain throne and that lawn gnome Ron Paul had to hold my hair. This morning my head hurts like it was hit with a hammer in one of those movies with Larry, Curly, and… Larry, Curly, and what’s the other one? Ah, shit.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/11/10/three-things-from-rick-perry/

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dtexdem

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Thu Nov-10-11 12:05 PM
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1. Well, as they say, there are three types of people.

Those who can count and those who can't. ;-)

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FiveGoodMen

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Thu Nov-10-11 01:12 PM
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2. Running off on a tangent...

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.

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