An Enema of the People!

[coalition_unwilling]

Turns out the best use for my handy dandy family-sized canister of Red Band/Blue Band Pepper Spray is an off-label one!

I left mine on the same shelf where I keep my diuretics, and woke up bleary-eyed after a night of enforced listening to my local drum circle fighting the power. Before I realized what I was doing, I had inserted my Red Band/Blue Band into the wrong orifice and squeezed the handle. Talk about a rude awakening!

I'm now twenty pounds lighter, my bowel movements are synchronized to my esophagus, and my doctor tells me I just gave myself a "homeopathic" gastric bypass. I've never felt so clean and clear! Red Band/Blue Band Pepper Spray isn't just an enema of the people. It's an enema by the people and for the people too!

Works better than a Lap Band!

Thank you, Defense Technology!

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I just couldn't resist. This one had me rolling on the floor, but there are many other equally hilarious, horrifying or both reviews of this product at the Amazon site.