Enquirer story on Boehner calls him "ruggedly handsome"

[K8-EEE]

WOW, is the whole thing bullshit or just that part?

:puke:

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/john_boehner_house_speaker_sex_scandal_two_women/celebrity/70110

[wtmusic]

1. If you read that stuff your mind will turn orange. nt

[Electric Monk]

2. Ruggedly handsome is the new orange

Doncha know?

[K8-EEE]

3. He is dashing to another Cheeto. nt

[orleans]

9. lol! (hysterical!) (well, not exactly hysterical--but chuckling!) n/t

[DJ13]

4. If you're into chain smoking Oompa Loompa's, sure

[K8-EEE]

5. I think maybe Miss Lizabeth Lyons is!

and somebody else? A secretary? Who's the secretary? ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW...

[DJ13]

6. Who's the secretary?

Supposedly "and reportedly hooked up (in 1997) with pretty congressional press secretary Leigh LaMora".

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x337126

[RandySF]

8. Leigh Lamora

Former press secretary to Joel Heffley.

[Poboy]

38. That sounds like a porn name 'Lay LaMOREa'.

[K8-EEE]

13. OMG that name sounds like "Lena LaMonte" from

Singin in the Rain....I mean is that a ditzy girlfriend's name or what!

[Raine]

7. "ruggedly handsome"?? To what? ... a carrot.

:puke:

[K8-EEE]

11. Nothing says "rugged" like spray tans and constant weeping.

Sheeesh who writes this stuff?

[old mark]

10. It just amazes me that these GOPers can find women who are attracted to them...

I mean, c'mon...Boehner, Newt, Rush? Ladies, can you picture yourself...

nevermind.

mark

[K8-EEE]

12. Mitch McConnell takes the cake I remember Colbert saying

when McConnell said he would "take Obama's word" when he says he is a Christian, that Steven Colbert was going to take Mitch McConnell's word for it that he wasn't a giant snapping turtle, and he would refrain from feeding him raw hamburger and lettuce. LOL!

[old mark]

36. He looks like that if you got too close to him with that raw hambuger, he might take your arm off...

[seabeyond]

18. money. use and be used. nt

[Toon Me Out]

14. Before the Era of Extreme Orangification

[Ganja Ninja]

21. Alcohol is a hell of a drug. n/t

[madrchsod]

15. sex probe? is`t that a dildo?

[lonestarnot]

17. bwwwwwwaaa ha ha ha ha

ROFLMAO! a bawling dildo! :rofl: ickyleaker :puke:

[Hubert Flottz]

16. I heard the sheep don't even like him.

[olegramps]

22. Cheney loved them and owned hip high boots. A Wyoming tradition.

[Heidi]

19. I'm just sure they meant "orangely fugged." (nt)

[NYCGirl]

20. If you employ the standards used for politicians, they're right. It's not for

nothing that politics is known as "show business for ugly people."

[tanyev]

23. Some ladies like them tall, orange and boozy.

:shrug:

[Vinca]

24. With a little "Eau deTobacco" thrown in for good measure.

:puke: There's not enough money in the world . . .

[siligut]

25. Just shows again, that the media thinks they can tell us what to believe

Everything will be all right if you just read and believe.

[Edith Ann]

26. Above comment

PUKE. VOMIT.

[Fly by night]

27. Yeah. And a pile of shit is "nutritious" ... if you're an earthworm.

Of course, earthworms couldn't tell the difference between Boner and a pile of shit.

Neither can I.

[K8-EEE]

35. +1 !!!!! nt (LOL)

[Leithan]

28. Now THAT is something to cry over!

[Leithan]

29. Now THAT is something to cry over!

[Erose999]

30. Considering that this is what the kids are into nowadays....

I guess Bohener would probably pass for attractive to somebody.

[peekaloo]

31. Bartender lingo for when you give a big tip while trying to pick someone up.

'Excuse me ma'am but the ruggedly handsome man with his face in the peanut bowl at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink."

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

32. They meant "rougedly hadsome."

[myrna minx]

33. It seems appropriate to post this John Boehner "Valentine" thread here.

Valentines Day Bi-Partisanship: A Reach-Around the Aisle.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5053915#5054019

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

40. I saw him FIRST dammit!!

:rofl: :crazy:

That l'il horndoggy.

[myrna minx]

41. There's plenty of that rugged brawny man to go around.

:D

[Kurovski]

43. If he's forced to step down

he'll have more time for lovin'.

MMMMMM...orange sherbet with nicotine sauce.

[City Lights]

34. Orange is a rugged color.

:rofl:

[bikebloke]

37. Is his mother the Enquirer?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

39. it must be rugged rough to stand still for that spray on.

:eyes:

[neverforget]

42. Blood Orange Boehner

:puke: