Ron Jeremy coming up on CNN to talk about "National Porn Sunday". This is newsworthy?

[Electric Monk]

:wtf:


edit: I found this with google http://xxxchurch.com/getinvolved/x3events/pornsunday.html


This is the chance to bring hope to those who are struggling with pornography. For some it is ludicrous to link three X's with church and for others it is long overdue. The one undeniable truth that can't be ignored is the blatant push for all things sexual in our society. Porn Sunday seeks to drive the conversation about pornography into our churches, families and lives. This weekend service brings healing to those sitting in churches who are caught up in pornography.

It’s being held on Super Bowl Sunday, Feb. 6.

More than 300 churches from all over the U.S. are participating. (LIST OF CHURCHES)

The churches will play a 40-minute video simulcast featuring Jon Kitna, Matt Hasselbeck, Ryan Pickett, Josh McCown and a few other NFL players and founder of XXXchurch, Craig Gross. The video will be available to watch on the website on Sunday, Feb 6th all day.

The goal for the event is to get churches talking about the "elephant in the pew" and get people help that are struggling with porn and sex addiction.





Oh, but still :wtf:

[d_b]

1. Ron can lick his own stamp

A true American hero.

[joshcryer]

9. Me too!

:D

[arbusto_baboso]

10. If I could do that, I'd probably never leave the house.

[originalpckelly]

16. I shouldn't admit this, but I too can do it...

It's just not as good as when someone else does it. It was better than *cough* manual stimulation, but not as good as the same thing from another person. If you've ever been with another person, you know it feels better than being with yourself. Well, that's exactly how it is with that particular activity.

[d_b]

13. you lucky bastard

[11 Bravo]

23. A college girlfriend once off-handedly suggested that I might be able to do the same.

The only reason we found out that I could is that she wanted to watch. It got interesting after that. (Haven't tried since then, and as I just turned 60, I'm pretty sure those days are behind me!)

[d_b]

25. you guys are killin me here

congrats, you lucky s.o.b.

[Recursion]

2. Porn is what makes the Internet profitable

Porn is the only reason a lot of the big bandwidth pipes (heh heh) were ever laid down; non-porn use is heavily subsidized by the porn industry. The porn industry as a whole has larger annual revenues than Microsoft, Google, Amazon, Netflix, Yahoo, eBay, and Apple combined. Roughly $3000 is spent every second on pornography.

[brooklynite]

19. They also drive a lot of technology choices...

...for example, the selection of Blu-Ray over DVD-HD technology for home sales of HD movies.

[Electric Monk]

3. They have an app you can install which e-mails all your friends and family when you surf porn?

I think this is hilarious :rofl:

[TwilightGardener]

17. "Dear (MOTHER), I am hereby notifying you that today I have viewed

internet pornography..." You just know some moms and grandmas of the weak-willed will get that in their inboxes...:rofl:

[JuniperLea]

4. Ratings worthy, not newsworthy...

They only care about ratings... and the people who sign the checks.

[Initech]

5. "Elephant in the pew" sounds like a sex term.

[Blue-Jay]

30. Hah!

That's a well-endowed man pitching some anal.

[nadinbrzezinski]

6. Actually yes it is... it is the highest day for human trafficking

in the US.

Hell, for the San Diego Superbowl, even Tijuana PD and other services were on alert for this.

[Blue_Tires]

7. CNN is a mess

Ironically, if cable providers in the U.S. dared show CNN International alongside the parent channel, Americans would see just how shitty it is...

[The_Commonist]

8. It's as newsworthy as any of...

...the other crap that CNN airs!

[TwilightGardener]

11. "National Porn Sunday"...is this what replaced "National Day of Prayer"?

:rofl: Edit to add: I can just hear the monster-truck rally announcers screaming "SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!! What day is it? SUNDAY!!!!"

[Kennah]

18. Porn or Prayer, it's almost the same

Porn - Someone is gonna get fucked.

Prayer - Someone is already fucked.

[SpiralHawk]

24. It's scheduled as an offical part of the Fox-Republicon Reagan Remembrance

in honor of Republicon Family Pharisee Diaper Sex with Faux Lesbian Rentboys in Public Dump Stall Values...

...as everyone knows.

[krabigirl]

12. This is the lamest thing i have seen in a while. Anything to make a buck i guess.

And no, I don't want to hear about a bunch of puritans freaking out because they like porn. Omg, puke.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

14. "National Porn Sunday", hmmm are you sure they're not talking about the "Reagasm"? nt

[Missy Vixen]

15. I'm embarrassed the QB of my team is involved with this

I really wish Matt Hasselbeck would keep his religious opinions and beliefs to himself.

:eyes:

[Forkboy]

20. Was it a long segment?

[arbusto_baboso]

21. A ground hog 2 days ago. Today a hedgehog.

[Toon Me Out]

22. meh.

Forgive me, but if they deem to call themselves "XXX Church", I better see Shy Love handin' out the programs

[RandySF]

26. I'm disappointed

I thought it was going to be a day to celebrate porn. :)

[customerserviceguy]

27. Because a hand is a terrible thing to waste. n/t

[HopeHoops]

28. Thread is USELESS without pictures. And I DON'T mean of Ron.

[originalpckelly]

29. Yes, I've seen those.

I'm still in counseling to deal with it too. :P