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Dappleganger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 10:11 AM
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Rich people want to go through my couch cushions to make sure i'm sacrifing enough...
what a great country!

Do they want my coffee money and kids allowances too?
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Cassandra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 10:12 AM
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1. Yes, they do.
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katnapped Donating Member (938 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 10:14 AM
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3. All of it
And better make sure you car is locked...they'll go through that too
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Cassandra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 10:21 AM
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10. They allow you to have a car?
Well, I guess they need you to buy gas.
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 10:13 AM
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2. They'll have to pry my penny jar from my cold, dead hands.
Or they can take it and I'll move to the mountains.

NGU.

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daleanime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 10:14 AM
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4. And they will get them too....
:banghead:
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 10:17 AM
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7. No they won't. C'mon... Your avatar is...
...the Amnesty logo. Do they give up when things look hopeless?

NGU.

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daleanime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 12:18 PM
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16. True....
thanks.O8)
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 10:16 AM
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5. You still have an internet connection?
Livin' high on teh bandwidth, I see.
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 10:17 AM
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6. They want it all and they want it now!
Make no mistake, they will bleed everyone dry until only a few remain with anything.

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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 10:18 AM
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9. What's on the other side of the wall?
Seems like my world has gotten so small...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWOooAHs8-o

NGU.

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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 10:18 AM
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8. They also will want to piss test you.
To make sure you don't have any "good life" money you aren't telling them about. And just to make sure you know who can do what to whom.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 10:22 AM
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11. K&R-NO ONE TOLD YOU YOU COULD HAVE A COUCH!...
The sacrifice police have your name and address.

Have that coffee money ready, too.

mark
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Dappleganger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 01:18 PM
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18. Haha, do you know where we get much of our furniture?
Our rich neighbors' trash, LOL!
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 10:23 AM
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12. dupe-delete.
Edited on Tue Mar-08-11 10:24 AM by old mark
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 10:28 AM
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13. I'm saving money for a dental procedure.
I'll turn that over. I'd hate to see a billionaire's mistress miss a dinner at The Four Seasons. :cry:
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Thav Donating Member (336 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 10:55 AM
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14. Coffee is a luxury!
You're not allowed coffee, so cough up that money. Your children are sponges and leeches on your family and must be made to work in the coal mines for their "allowance."

Why do you hate America so much that you buy coffee and give your children spending money? If you love America, you will tithe all of that to your dear and fluffy corporate masters.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 10:57 AM
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15. Coffee is life!
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Dappleganger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-11 01:17 PM
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17. Good one!
Welcome to DU. :hi:
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