Newt's Heroic ****ing For Patriotism Reminds Me Of This Song

[lame54]

They - say - that
Fighting a war for peace
Is like ****ing for chastity
And I-I-I-I-I-I
Don't know why

"Cause fighting a war for peace
Seems like a bad idea
But ****ing for chastity
-----is worth a try

So let's all **** for chastity
Just to see if it works
And if it doesn't work
Let's -- try it again

Ya let's all **** for chastity
And screw the war for peace
Get equal coverage on Showtime and CNN

They- say - that
Eating the lamb for vegetarianism
Is like bombing for dis-armament
Is like playing Super Mario
To get your math homework done

Is like installing a puppet regime for democracy
is like bowling for poetry
Is like ridding the world of international terrorism
By engaging in international terrorism

So let's all **** for chastity
And for Sonny & Cher
And if it doesn't work
Let's do it anyways

Ya let's all stupt for celibacy
Screw the war for peace
And do unto ourselves
What the current administration
Is doing to us already in so many ways

Come on people now

Roy Zimmerman

Gingrich - ****ing for patriotism

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/gingrich-says-his-infidelity-was-due-fact-he-was-working-so-hard-save-america

[opihimoimoi]

1. I never knew shtooping the secretary was patriotic...Newt is nuts

[lame54]

2. only if you are republican

[opihimoimoi]

3. Apperently its gone Ebolaesque....Vitter(Diaper Dave), J. Ensin shtooping his Staffs WIFE, are other

samples of Patriotic Shtooping....until Newt came out of the Shtooping for The USA Closet, I never knew of this ...condition..?

These dudes are scarey enough as ordinary citizens but as holders of High Office?

WTF have we done to ourselves....led around by Patriotic Shtoopers