Events in northern cities have triggered the beginning of Project Y.

[Webster Green]

Project coordinators have concluded that Project X has achieved many of it's goals, and recent offensive strikes by the garks in northern former industrial areas have exceeded the requirements for initiation of Project Y.

Project managers will be sending their teams new encryption codes and instructions.

Keep in mind that this second phase is significantly more risky than the first. Please be cautious at all times, and be ready to transition to Project Z at a moment's notice.

Thank you [[[0..*///%TTT2A }(

[Jackpine Radical]

1. Garbulous frommage is descending.

Repeat:

Garbulous frommage is descending.

Lunar units check in.

[ladyVet]

16. Garbulous frommage is descending?

Wait, I thought it was ASCENDING?

:think:

Oh, crap, had the decoder ring upside down. Doh.

[SpiralHawk]

17. Will we get the beer and travel money and experieces we are owed?

Random Thoughts wants to know...

[Jackpine Radical]

18. I got mine.

Screw you guys.

[Webster Green]

22. Ok, you owe me a keyboard.

:rofl:

[KaoriMitsubishi]

2. I've lost my secret decoder ring.

May I have another please?

[Webster Green]

3. Not a problem.

Just send in the bar code from the cereal box.

[stevedeshazer]

4. 1#!^ $&*

.. - / .. ... / - .. -- . / - --- / -- --- ...- . / ..-. --- .-. .-- .- .-. -.. / .-- .. - .... / - .... . / -. . -..- - / .--. .... .- ... .

[nadinbrzezinski]

7. Ok I wonder when did I miss this?

.../---/---/ .../---/...

That is my extent of it, but I think it works here.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

5. The pump don't work

Cause the vandal broke the handle.

[steve2470]

6. The porpoises down here need strappy sandals :p

The porpoises rise in the pink bubblegum soda pop.
They do not have diabetes. Repeat: they do NOT have diabetes.

Come on folks! The porpoises down here need strappy sandals!!!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=557460&mesg_id=557682

One of my fave posts of all time :p

[xiamiam]

8. ZZ 2^ has descended..orient accordingly..west southwest..ten paces..do not

broil pancakes in blue water..over

[Recovered Repug]

9. Just to clarify: Are we beginning Project Y

or Project Why?

[gkhouston]

10. The cheddar fries the weasel. Repeat: the cheddar fries the weasel. n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

15. The weasel is fried.

[cameozalaznick]

11. But what's the frequency, Kenneth? Eom

[BuelahWitch]

12. This just in: Who's on first, what's on second and

I don't know is on third...

[Jackpine Radical]

19. Who's on third?

[BuelahWitch]

23. No, Who's on first! n/t

[Throd]

13. EGGS! EGGS! EGGS!

[Brother Buzz]

14. Rise to vote, sir

Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot

Do geese see God?
Do nine men interpret? Nine men, I nod
Rats live on no evil star

[TheMightyFavog]

20. All naval elements are at Condition 2

Ready Five aircraft are on the cats. Awaiting your orders.

[Earth_First]

21. 43°9′56″N 77°36′41″W online and awaits further instructions... n/t