Uh-oh...looks like Christmas will be a little late this year...

[KansDem]

Santa Claus Larry Durian is taken to a private TSA room after passing through metal detectors at the Akron Canton Airport

MSNBC

:(

[Angry Dragon]

1. Why is the federal government attacking Christmas??

This has to stop now!!

[nxylas]

3. Because they hate the baby Jesus

It's all part of Obama's plot to turn us all into Muslim socialist fascists like himself.

Please tell me I don't need a sarcasm tag.

[icnorth]

2. The elves are just making sure

Santa has no contraband on his sleigh.

[Vinca]

4. Santa about to get his jollies off.

:smoke:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. "Careful, lady, those aren't lumps of coal!"

[ProdigalJunkMail]

6. badda bing!

nice... n/t

[tosh]

7. You guys...

are killing me.:rofl:

[Robb]

8. TSA: "Agents felt secondary screening was necessary...."

because his belly "shook when he laughed like a bowl full of tar heroin."

[villager]

9. And the only tar heroin allowed is what the CIA authorizes from Afghanistan!

n/t

[rasputin1952]

10. I TOLD him to take the sleigh...

or leave the toy guns at the North Pole...why didn't he listen to me...I'm not Head Elf for nothing!

[calimary]

11. Uh-oh...

War on Christmas! Proof! Dear God! Call bill o'reilly!!!!!

[progressoid]

12. Ho ho hoooooo!

[proud2BlibKansan]

13. That is just wrong on about a million levels

[hootinholler]

14. WTF?

He's got a private experimental aircraft.

I wonder what the tail numbers assigned are?

-Hoot