Sounds like a typical Sat. nite in Texas to me...

[Bigmack]

But this was in England....

The motorist was driving a Mercedes-Benz Vito at about 23:00 on Wednesday when he was stopped by police.

Blood tests were conducted on him and he was found to have an alcohol content of 1.6g/100ml.

This is 32 times over the limit of 0.05g/100ml.

Five boys and a woman, who were also in the vehicle with 15 sheep allegedly stolen from nearby farms, were also arrested.

http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Motorist-32-time...

(Accidentally posted in archived GenDisc)

[Kali]

1. !

:spray: :rofl:


uh, I was just helping this sheep get into the car, sir

[safeinOhio]

2. They must have been very drunk

they picked the ugliest 15 sheep in the flock.
:rofl:

[Bigmack]

3. Comments are why I posted this....

I think DUers are very bent and give the funniest responses. Only two so far, but they are great. More....

[asjr]

4. Were all the sheep black?

[BlueJazz]

5. When the Boys talked to their father, He said: You Idiots!..I said pick up some Xmas Peeps!

[pansypoo53219]

6. the sheep were arrested also?

aren't they victims?