FLASH NEWS....Tea Party Christmas Pageant descends into chaos.

[amerikat]

12/24/2010...Louisville KY. Nearly 10 tea party patriots were left disillusioned after a celebration at a Motel 6 turned violent and most of the 134 participants were trampled to death.

Police spokesman Richard Head stated the following.

"From what we can ascertain for now, there was a contest among
the participants to assemble at the Walmart(s)? and grab the only four American made articles in the entire store.
Officer head also stated that the group was also tasked with finding three wise men. "WE think these two tasks were just to much. Three wise men around here is like finding a lottery ticket blowing in the wind.

Autopsies will greet the new year, but what's the point



It was just a Christmas celebration gone wrong

[Zax2me]

1. Rim shot....

....?

[amerikat]

2. nope

made it up myself

[devils chaplain]

3. No doubt...

...they were gathering at the Motel 6 to work on figuring out a way to help lower the taxes of rich folk gathering at the Ritz in Manhattan to help them have a happier holiday.