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Incitatus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 09:42 PM Original message |
Cavity Search Reveals Over 50 Heroin Bags, $51.22 and Some Pills Stashed in Woman's Vagina |
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cloudbase (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
1. Smack in the box. n/t |
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RainDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 10:44 AM Response to Reply #1 |
38. LOLOL n/t |
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lapislzi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 02:00 PM Response to Reply #1 |
47. SNAP! oh, spit take alert! n/t |
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eShirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
2. echo... echo... echo... |
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Wickerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
3. I got it until the $51.22 thing |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 09:50 PM Original message |
Foreign currency? |
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gkhouston (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 10:02 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. Someone who didn't understand what a "cash box" is? |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 09:47 AM Response to Reply #3 |
29. duh, she didn't want the IRS to grab it |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 10:39 AM Response to Reply #3 |
35. she forgot her change purse. |
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WatsonT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 11:16 AM Response to Reply #3 |
44. So she can make change? |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
4. 22 cents? Really? |
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Recovered Repug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 10:51 PM Response to Reply #4 |
19. Why are you assuming the other $51 was in bills? /nt |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 10:59 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. There's an old joke... |
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gimama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 09:50 PM Response to Original message |
5. $51.22 ??? ..huh..! nt |
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Poll_Blind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 09:58 PM Response to Original message |
6. Whoa- when you play with that much sugar you get BIG CAVITIES. |
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Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
7. I once dated a woman with really great mackialunas . . . . . |
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FLPanhandle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
8. Who says you can't find a woman of class anymore? |
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BrookBrew (369 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 10:01 PM Response to Original message |
9. mugshot... |
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Riftaxe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 10:07 PM Response to Original message |
11. It's the $0.22 that amuses me... |
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Sabriel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 10:11 PM Response to Original message |
12. Pubic Storage |
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Kaleva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 10:11 PM Response to Original message |
13. I bet she asks "Is it in yet?" of all the guys. |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 09:56 AM Response to Reply #13 |
30. Her innards must be rougher than 20 grit sandpaper |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 10:45 AM Response to Reply #13 |
39. "... now, clap your hands ..." |
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Hassin Bin Sober (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 10:17 PM Response to Original message |
14. Shoot, A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 10:31 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. LOL! |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 09:57 AM Response to Reply #14 |
31. All she needs to complete the kit is the .45 and the minature phrasebook/bible |
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Bosso 63 (759 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 10:25 PM Response to Original message |
15. When I find my car keys we can drive out . |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 10:41 AM Response to Reply #15 |
36. A classic that came to my mind as well. nt |
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mysuzuki2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 10:32 PM Response to Original message |
17. She stashed change in her vagina? |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 11:01 PM Response to Reply #17 |
23. Remember when Mom said, "You don't know where that's been!" |
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Godhumor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 10:38 PM Response to Original message |
18. Think we need to update "Change Purse" on Urban Dictionary n/t |
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-..__... (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 11:07 PM Response to Reply #18 |
25. Before there was the "Urban Dictionary".... |
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Paradoxical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
20. Another non-violent offender that will spend years if not decades in prison. |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 11:06 AM Response to Reply #20 |
42. Yup. n/t |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 10:55 PM Response to Original message |
21. Va-ching! |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 01:28 PM Response to Reply #21 |
46. ! |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-22-11 11:06 PM Response to Original message |
24. Has anyone seen Michelle Duggar lately? |
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Alamuti Lotus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 12:15 AM Response to Original message |
26. Like others, it's the $0.22 that fucks me up here... |
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Hassin Bin Sober (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 09:17 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. I don't like to carry too much in my coat pockets. It stretches them out and makes me look fat. |
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muriel_volestrangler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 10:30 AM Response to Reply #26 |
32. 3 for immediate dealing, and 50 to re-up from when you've sold that? |
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Gidney N Cloyd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 09:24 AM Response to Original message |
28. Did anybody see a silver mens Seiko watch? |
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Modern_Matthew (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 10:31 AM Response to Original message |
33. Aw, c'mon. Setting a record like that should come with immunity. nt |
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n2doc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 10:33 AM Response to Original message |
34. It's not a clowncar, lady! n/t |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 10:42 AM Response to Original message |
37. Did she jingle when she walked? nt |
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NashVegas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 10:56 AM Response to Original message |
40. Kind of Sad That Anyone Thinks This Is So Funny |
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Liberal_in_LA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 09:38 PM Response to Reply #40 |
49. I find it a little sad also. Hope she gets help, not just jail time |
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Stevenmarc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
41. She will be tried in a Kangaroo Court |
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Malikshah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 09:18 PM Response to Reply #41 |
48. Good on ya....or in ya in this case... |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 11:09 AM Response to Original message |
43. I've been complaining for years that women's pants should come with pockets |
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WatsonT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-11 11:18 AM Response to Original message |
45. This is the problem with confusion between British and American english |
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