'if my wife's uterus... was incorporated maybe they (GOP) would be talking about deregulating'

[Shallah Kali]

Fla. Democrat chastized for saying 'uterus' on House floor

http://www.bradenton.com/2011/03/31/3077895/fla-democrat-chastized-for-saying.html

During last week's discussion about a bill that would prohibit governments from deducting union dues from a worker's paycheck, state Rep. Scott Randolph, D-Orlando, used his time during floor debate to argue that Republicans are against regulations -- except when it comes to the little guys, or serves their specific interests.

At one point Randolph suggested that his wife "incorporate her uterus" to stop Republicans from pushing measures that would restrict abortions. Republicans, after all, wouldn't want to further regulate a Florida business.

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"The point was that Republicans are always talking about deregulation and big government," Randolph said Thursday. "And I always say their philosophy is small government for the big guy and big government for the little guy. And so, if my wife's uterus was incorporated or my friend's bedroom was incorporated, maybe they (Republicans) would be talking about deregulating.

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"Additionally, the Speaker believes it is important for all Members to be mindful of and respectful to visitors and guests, particularly the young pages and messengers who are seated in the chamber during debates. In the past, if the debate is going to contain language that would be considered inappropriate for children and other guests, the Speaker will make an announcement in advance, asking children and others who may be uncomfortable with the subject matter to leave the floor and gallery."

uterus. good gawd think of the children! my poor ears bleed! he is inciting lustful thoughts and such!

[Ian David]

1. Imagine if he'd said, "vagina." They would have had to give people oxygen. n/t

[Ian David]

2. I want to register my penis as an LLC.

Can I name my left testicle as treasurer, and my right one as clerk?

Also, if my penis incorporates in Delaware, will I need someone to be my penis' registered agent in Massachusetts?

Do I need to ask fellow DUers to be my penis' registered agents in various other states, if my penis intends to "do business" there?

I'm going to go buy some tiny office furniture for my penis, in the doll house section, of the local craft store.

If we incorporate my wife's uterus, how will I get the office furniture in there?

Heck, who could we possibly hire to answer the phones in there?


Yeah... we're gonna need to move you to Fallopian Tube B...

[FloriTexan]

5. as in: Johnson, Limited Liability C___

LOL

[drm604]

3. LOL

Poe's law once again.

Maybe he should have said "baby factory".

[Buzz Clik]

4. If his wife's uterus were to be incorporated, think of the possibilities!

• Making babies would be outsourced.
  
• The wife would become an official resident of some island nation in the Carribean, but the kids would still go to school in the US.
  
• She would no longer be forced to pay taxes.
  
• Mayors, governors, and members of Congress would compete for her uterus's affection

The list is endless!

[Evolve_Already]

6. Pearls....

Clutched....Faint

[Angry Dragon]

7. To the Regressive party women are not people so

to them they have no body parts..............


they are so lost in their own little world

[tanyev]

8. Should have gone with "lady parts".

[Zorra]

9. How can such a large segment of the population be that utterly stupid?

Republicans.

Seriously, is there some environmental cause for this syndrome?