Founding of a New Nation

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Happy Friday everyone! Words cannot begin to express my joy. An announcement like this is such a rare and wonderful thing. Smaller countries may come and go, but larger nations don't get founded very often. We are all privileged to bear witness to such a historic event. Just to make this even better, there's a hugely generous gift from the new nation to the people of the world.


The New Nation

I am thrilled to announce that not only will the currencies of the USA, Canada, and Mexico unite as the Amero, but that the governments have all agreed to make a full political merger. One year from now, the constitution of our new nation will be signed, ending the over 224 years of the US Constitution, a debatable number of years of Canada's (they've got a couple of "Constitution Acts" that throw confusion on the whole subject of how long any one Canadian Constitution has been in force), and 95 years of Mexico's. Rising in their place is our new, greater nation with a new constitution. Yes, in one short year, I and many of my fellow traders will be able to proudly call ourselves citizens of the United States of North America, a new nation for a new millennium.

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!