WOW just got my first Japan-Earthquake-Spam

[yodermon]

Hello Dear.

Am sorry if this letter distract your attention in anyway, please give
me the time to introduce my self and why I write this letter to you. Am
Mr. Masako Ayaka Haruka, 82years old. Am disable, I have been a very
successful business man all my life in my country Japan. Recently my
country Japan experienced the biggest earthquake so far in history that
a lot of people lost their life both all they have. I also lost my wife
and my only daughter and her husband. A lot of poor people out there
crying for help which I would love to be helper to them. I believe that
God knows the best.

I would love to seek your assistant over a business partnership as I
have lost all I have invested in my country. Here link to view what
happened in my country:
http://www.nationaljournal.com/pictures-japan-earthquake-rescue-recovery-and-reaction-20110314
I have this fund US$10.5Million United state Dollars that has been
with a foreign investors in New York United State of America and this
fund is released for payment. I need you to come in as my family
relative or good friend for the money to be paid to you, We can use this
money for a good business investment over there and I would be coming
over in person to meet you so that we can plan all this together. Please
get back to me with your credentials as follows. Your full name to fill
in: …Your Resident and Office Address:…Your Personal Telephone
number:…Your Age:….also tell me your working or business experience.

I wait for your urgent and fast response shortly as we have just
75working to have this money paid to you as soon as we file in. I would
give you my information such as my pictures or to add you on my face
book.

Yours Truly.
Mr. Masako Ayaka Haruka.

reply address is ayaka @ ayakaoffice.com

[Bonobo]

1. Masako, Ayako and Haruka are all first names.

A name such as Mr. Masako Ayaka Haruka is an impossibility.

[subterranean]

4. Not to mention they're all female first names!

[rocktivity]

2. What's Japanese for

"April Fool's Day is ALWAYS an extra long day at DU..."

:headbang:
rocktivity

[sharp_stick]

3. If you have the time and energy

you could bait the prick.

http://www.thescambaiter.com/

I did this once to some tool trying to get me to cash my Bosnian lottery winnings. Not the brightest scammers in the world.