I am a paid poster from the DLC and they've run out of money to keep paying me.

[LoZoccolo]

[Renew Deal]

1. Would you take money to not post here?

:evilgrin:

[Buzz Clik]

4. LOL!

[SDuderstadt]

6. My favorite line is...

"I will give you $20 to shut up right now!".

[gkhouston]

39. No good. He'd probably insist on weekly payment, and we'd end up enduring a

GBCW post every week until we gave him what he wanted.

[SDuderstadt]

2. I am on the...

barter program.

[cali]

3. really, really, really, really

dumb flamebait.

congrats.

[snooper2]

5. You should switch and work for the DCCC

Check is always on time!

[Name removed]

7. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Buzz Clik]

I have yet to fully appreciate the differences between DLC and DNC

Please do not bother to educate me. I am quite happy in my ignorance.

[ret5hd]

8. The real april fools joke is that he's telling the truth.

[polichick]

9. Contact the Third Way - new name, same game.

[Billy Burnett]

10. So you're straight up with your RNC paymasters now. n/t

[Marrah_G]

11. Well that's a relief

[Stargazer99]

12. Sheesh! you repucks never give up do yah?

[LoZoccolo]

13. I am trying to write a blues song about my stamina but can't find a worthy power-tool metaphor.

[ret5hd]

14. i would suggest a reciprocating drum sander.

[LoZoccolo]

15. That is a good idea. James Taylor also went into rotating territory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT7tWlHp3WA

[Billy Burnett]

16. Here's a suggestion ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTVpxxzb2Dc

[LoZoccolo]

20. That fit in with what I was talking about.

[JuniperLea]

17. Thanks! There just aren't enough April Fool's pranks!

Frankly, I'm disappointed in DU. I blame Obama!

[LoZoccolo]

18. WINNER!

:party: :woohoo:

[JuniperLea]

27. I guess there are just too few of us left....

With any semblance of a sense of humor! I just saw a thread devoted to TELLING us all not to post April Fools jokes today about news.

Shoot... I woke up hoping to see the most ridiculous jokes ever! And if they are lame jokes, so much the better!

It's not officially a drinking holiday, but I won't let that hold me back! It is Friday after all!

[SDuderstadt]

19. My newspaper did not...

arrive this morning.

Personally, I blame Obama.

[JuniperLea]

26. What an asshat he is!

My tea is cold! I blame Obama!!

[TheKentuckian]

21. April Fools! The checks are still rolling in!

[mucifer]

22. I'm glad that's April fools because I think I know you and you confused me.

If you are who I think you, you've done lots of great work for liberal dems throughout the years. :)

[bullwinkle428]

23. Let me guess - the "run out of money" is the "April fool's" part. The truth

is that there's an endless supply of cash! :evilgrin:

[sabrina 1]

24. No, they didn't run out of money.

We called and told them you were a Professional Leftie pretending to be a DLCer just so you could use up their money. And we told them you were a big hero on DU for fooling them like that.

Had to edit to change Repub to DLC although could someone point out the difference?

[girl gone mad]

25. Here's something you can take to the bank:

Net negative people are interested in your threads. If you're a typical hire, of course they would go broke. Unpopular opinion is difficult to monetize.

[Edweird]

28. Obvious April Fools is obvious.

Everybody knows the DLC isn't out of money.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

29. If paying you is an indication of how they spend their money, no wonder they're broke.

[LoZoccolo]

31. I wonder how much money the Wobblies have.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

37. I'll let you know when I get my check from Joe Hill.

[tekisui]

30. No one would ever pay you to post here.

[Arkana]

32. You're Chad Reed in Accounting, right?

Dammit, I told you to keep your mouth shut. Execute Order 66.

[SixString]

33. Funny how the blue link reference in post 7 was removed

Makes "no sense".

[Rex]

34. So nowwatchgonnado? Economy is tough all over...you see gas prices?

Did you post well? Did they give you any pointers?

[Bluebear]

35. Finally, a post of yours I can believe.

[Horse with no Name]

38. I was thinking the same thing...n/t

[whatchamacallit]

36. I knew this was a joke because

even the douche-bags at the DLC wouldn't pay money for such ineffective drivel.

[gkhouston]

40. Actually, the DLC is trying to get more H1B exemptions, due to a lack of qualified candidates. n/t

[Zorra]

41. Please, continue to post anyway. nt