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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 02:32 PM
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Are you vegetarians prepared for the apocalypse?


http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?Prodid=11622359

for carnivores, you can spice it up by adding the roadkill of your choice.
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 02:33 PM
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1. When was it packed? Cause anything grown now will glow.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 02:34 PM
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2. shorter cooking times!
:think:
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 02:39 PM
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3. easier to find your meal in the dark
glowing dinner does have its benefits, you know.
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 02:41 PM
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4. "55 Pouches Dry Food Mix"
Why does sound like it came from the Pet store? heh!^^
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 02:44 PM
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6. Dog Food, Cat Food, Vegetarian Food
Yeah, it does, doesn't it. Ick!
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 02:47 PM
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8. Kibble and bits for humans!
:rofl:
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 02:43 PM
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5. Bucket O' Goodness
I'm sure. Uff da!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 02:46 PM
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7. My grocery bill problem has just been solved! 4 of these and I have meals for a year for only...
$300!
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 02:58 PM
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9. Purina Human Chow?
:shrug:
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 03:09 PM
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10. Lame.
There's no dehydrated spring water packets.































:P
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 09:01 PM
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19. That's because all the water reached its expiration date
:P
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 10:06 PM
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21. ...
:thumbsup:
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 03:51 PM
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11. Are there vegetarian zombies? nt
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 04:01 PM
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12. wow... this actually sounds... good.
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mucifer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 04:02 PM
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13. Does this remind anyone else of the movie "repoman"?
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 09:00 PM
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18. Yes
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Zorra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 04:02 PM
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14. Cool. Thanks. Although if an apoc happens I suspect I'll eat whatever I can
get, including meat.
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felix_numinous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 08:46 PM
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15. Soylent green without the mystery meat
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 08:49 PM
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16. My favorite part is the wait time.
7 to 10 days!!! Hell, I could be DEAD by then!!! :rofl:
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 09:00 PM
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17. "Food - Meat Flavored"
(Otto is eating out of a can labeled "Food - Meat Flavored")

Mrs. Maddox: Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more.

Otto Maddox: (blankly) Couldn't enjoy it any more, Mom. Mm, mm, mmm.

:evilgrin:
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apocalypsehow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 09:11 PM
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20. Ah, summer: I grill a mean bacon-chili cheeseburger, and my T-bones are legendary.
:9

Vegans lookout!!! :beer:
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